A very rare and unusual shark discovered. ... then eaten!

[Regolith]

but the important question here is, what does an archeological taste like?

Probably like dirt.


 

(unless you mean archeologist, in which case it'd be something like long pork...).

[280plus]

yes, archeologicals taste like dirt with worms and rocks mixed in, archeologists taste like long pork.

[Strings]

And here I was gonna say "chicken". Isn't that what all exotic dishes taste like?

[280plus]

Only the archeologists working in exotic overseas locations taste like chicken. 

[seeker_two]

Yan urged fishermen who encounter the rare shark to immediately report to authorities or the WWF.

Maybe if the shark had remembered to carry his WWF membership card, he wouldn't have been eaten.....after all, would you eat something that is both a shark AND a professional wrestler?..... 

[Antibubba]

And really, doesn't "Megamouth" seem like the perfect name for just about ANY WWF performer you've ever seen?