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K Frame · « **on:** April 09, 2009, 12:38:59 PM »

An anti-hunter takes hunters to task for harming animals...

HankB · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:43:04 PM »

Grocery store coolers are the natural habitat for steaks, chops, turkeys, etc.

And remember that people like that VOTE, and their vote counts just as much as yours.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:44:49 PM »

Made at the grocery store?

Soilent steak, I guess. Hmm.

Need to go hunting more.

Strings · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:45:03 PM »

Worse, they breed, and pass their idiocy on to their kids...

charby · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:45:52 PM »

This is what happens when people are separated from the source of food.

Declaration Day · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:26:39 PM »

Quote from: charby on April 09, 2009, 12:45:52 PM

This is what happens when people are separated from the source of food.

I'd like to separate the idiot who wrote that from any source of food.

Viking · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:05:57 PM »

Quote from: HankB on April 09, 2009, 12:43:04 PM

Grocery store coolers are the natural habitat for steaks, chops, turkeys, etc.

And remember that people like that VOTE, and their vote counts just as much as yours.

Yep. One has to wonder if perhaps more criteria than "18+, needs metabolism" wouldn't be in order for someone being allowed to vote...

LadySmith · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:47:02 PM »

Look on the bright side. It could just be a poser making fun of PETA types. Otherwise it's just too depressing.

Viking · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:56:22 PM »

Quote from: LadySmith on April 09, 2009, 03:47:02 PM

Look on the bright side. It could just be a poser making fun of PETA types. Otherwise it's just too depressing.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. People are that stupid and ignorant.

K Frame · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:24:06 PM »

It's from the "readers speak" or "open line" column from a local newspaper.

I recognize the type. The paper I used to work at had one, and some of the stuff that people would come up with was just breathtaking in its stupidity.

JonnyB · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:57:34 PM »

People are that stupid!

My wife bought a jogging stroller so she can take our grand-daughter when she goes for a walk. When we were assembling it, we laughed - out loud - at the warning in the instructions:

Warning: Remove child before attempting to fold the stroller!

jb

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:58:51 PM »

Not believe.

Of course it could happen. But it's more likely a joke.

Viking · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:19:15 PM »

Quote from: JonnyB on April 09, 2009, 04:57:34 PM

People are that stupid!

My wife bought a jogging stroller so she can take our grand-daughter when she goes for a walk. When we were assembling it, we laughed - out loud - at the warning in the instructions:

Warning: Remove child before attempting to fold the stroller!

jb

Couple of years ago I flew to Hamburg. I bought a bag of peanuts on the plane. The warning text on the bag read "Warning: May contain peanuts". I'm not sure which worries me most, the fact that people need to be reminded about the contents of a bag of peanuts, or the fact that it may - or may not contain peanuts. I ate the contents though, and they sure seemed to be ordinary peanuts. There is no spoon, and apparently there may not be any peanuts either.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:47:10 PM »

It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.

Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally.

vaskidmark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Gewehr98 on April 09, 2009, 05:47:10 PM

It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.

Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally.

There is an approved internal use.

stay safe.

skidmark

seeker_two · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Gewehr98 on April 09, 2009, 05:47:10 PM

It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.

Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally.

I once saw a box of condoms with the "Exernal Use Only" warning......

....that was one to ponder.....

Strings · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:17:32 PM »

skidmark, you owe me a new ladpot!

Marnoot · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Strings on April 09, 2009, 06:17:32 PM

ladpot!

Sounds like the name of a gay bar... The Ladpot

Balog · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:49:13 PM »

Quote from: Marnoot on April 09, 2009, 06:21:58 PM

Sounds like the name of a gay bar... The Ladpot

Speakin from experience?

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2009, 09:25:06 PM »

Quote from: seeker_two on April 09, 2009, 06:17:00 PM

I once saw a box of condoms with the "Exernal Use Only" warning......

....that was one to ponder.....

There are edible condoms in production, IIRC.

Marnoot · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2009, 09:46:50 PM »

Quote from: Balog on April 09, 2009, 07:49:13 PM

Speakin from experience?

Hardly. Doesn't take too active a mind to decide what "ladpot" might maybe could be (other than a misspelling). Fun With Typos!

LadySmith · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:59:41 PM »

Quote from: Marnoot on April 09, 2009, 06:21:58 PM

Sounds like the name of a gay bar... The Ladpot

It would be a cute name for a urinal...except cute and urinal don't seem to go together. :|

vaskidmark:

never_retreat · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:16:07 PM »

Some where I saw a manual for a cell phone that said "do not climb into back seat to get phone while driving" and "do dot insert into rectum"

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:25:02 PM »

Quote

and "do dot insert into rectum"

It's the 'vibrate' mode. People will use anything as a sex toy.

LadySmith · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Fistful Savalas on April 09, 2009, 11:25:02 PM

It's the 'vibrate' mode. People will use anything as a sex toy.

Humans are strange. Stay away from them. â„¢

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