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Re: From failblog.com...
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2009, 10:48:25 AM »
I keep calling the number, but it keeps ringing, and nobody answers. 
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« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2009, 07:03:16 PM »
I keep calling the number, but it keeps ringing, and nobody answers. 

....another reason to be thankful for Caller ID.....  =D
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« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2009, 10:01:09 PM »
Hey... my phone's been acting up.

Can one of you call it for me? my number is 1414-555-1274, If I don't answer on the first try, keep calling.

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« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2009, 11:08:48 PM »
Dude, it's AJ. I wouldn't borrow ANYTHING, just because of the possibility... ;)

Ok, I MIGHT borrow his kids, if I needed someplace torn apart. But otherwise...
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« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2009, 11:21:08 PM »
Hey... my phone's been acting up.

Can one of you call it for me? my number is 1414-555-1274, If I don't answer on the first try, keep calling.

We are not your personal arm. . .

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« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2009, 09:50:45 PM »
The laws of Kashrut forbid eating milk and meat together.  Fish is not considered meat, and can mix with dairy (think bagels and lox).
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« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2009, 10:58:28 PM »
The laws of Kashrut forbid eating milk and meat together.  Fish is not considered meat, and can mix with dairy (think bagels and lox).

I never make it as a Jew.

I drink milk with everything.
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« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 11:03:18 PM »
A buddy of mine had a "meat rule:"

If it has hooves or can kill you by physical attacks, it is meat.


EXAMPLES:

Cows: meat
Shrimp: not meat

Flounder: not meat
Shark: meat

Boa constrictor: meat
Cobra: not meat
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« Reply #58 on: April 14, 2009, 01:46:39 AM »
>Boa constrictor: meat
Cobra: not meat<

Ummm...
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« Reply #59 on: April 14, 2009, 06:37:01 AM »
A buddy of mine had a "meat rule:"

If it has hooves or can kill you by physical attacks, it is meat.


What about squirrels and gophers and rabbits? Under this definition, they wouldn't be considered meat.....unless you're a golf course manager or a bald hunter with a speech impediment....  =D
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« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2009, 09:44:47 AM »
>Boa constrictor: meat
Cobra: not meat<

Ummm...

Cobras don't kill you with "physical attacks."  They use chemical. 

Weird set of rules, though. 
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« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2009, 09:54:19 AM »
Cobras don't kill you with "physical attacks."  They use chemical. 
Cobra has chemical weapons?! Time to call GI Joe!
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« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2009, 10:16:52 AM »
Then Joe will know.  And knowing...
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« Reply #63 on: April 14, 2009, 10:26:17 AM »
Is half the battle! I hear the other half is shooting, stabbing, and blowing up your enemies.
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« Reply #64 on: April 14, 2009, 11:58:27 AM »
I never make it as a Jew.

I drink milk with everything.

Me too. I go through a couple gallons a week.

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« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2009, 12:06:16 PM »
Is half the battle! I hear the other half is shooting, stabbing, and blowing up your enemies.

I like the way your head works.  But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.
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« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2009, 12:09:53 PM »
"I think that this is why fish has always been given a pass -- it is not a stored food that would go bad."

Fish and meat both were preserved by salt curing in the middle ages.

I'm reading a history of salt right now that discusses this sort of thing.

In Medieval Europe, meat wasn't just forbidden during lent, it was forbidden during MANY "holy days," by the late middle ages as much as half the year was meat free.

Civil punishments for eating meat on a holy day could also be quite severe.

In Christianity the origins of not eating meat during certain periods apparently arose in the Catechisms as early as a.d. 98 and was an extension of pagan traditions as were many activities in the early church.
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« Reply #67 on: April 14, 2009, 12:43:05 PM »
I keep calling the number, but it keeps ringing, and nobody answers. 

Hey guys, I've been busy, what did I miss?
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« Reply #68 on: April 14, 2009, 06:49:33 PM »
I like the way your head works.  But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.

They can keep the women, I'm allready working on that part myself.
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« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2009, 07:15:32 PM »
I like the way your head works.  But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.

That is the third half...
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« Reply #70 on: April 14, 2009, 07:29:27 PM »
Hey guys, I've been busy, what did I miss?

if i agree to call you, will you go away again?

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« Reply #71 on: April 14, 2009, 07:57:40 PM »
I like the way your head works.  But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.

Leave some of the women....we have to have someone to make the lamentations for us to hear.....and livestock are pretty lousy in the making-lamentations department....
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« Reply #72 on: April 15, 2009, 09:51:52 PM »
Leave some of the women....we have to have someone to make the lamentations for us to hear.....and livestock are pretty lousy in the making-lamentations department....
It is true, hearing the lamentation of their women is part of what is best in life.
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« Reply #73 on: April 15, 2009, 11:06:32 PM »
Whatever happened to: Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?

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