I was pretty unimpressed by the fried turkey I had. I think if more people were good at cooking it the traditional way there would be less demand for that.
Somebody messed it up, then.
Our family absolutely refuses to have baked turkey again after I deep fried the first one.
I did stuff a Cornish Game Hen inside the turkey one Thanksgiving, to mess with my little nephew's head.
He almost broke into tears, until I asked him if he thought turkeys laid eggs like any other bird...