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Fun at 4am
« on: May 20, 2009, 05:58:57 AM »
Went out my front door to go to the store (it's cool enough out for me, I'm to stay out of the heat), lock the door, turn around and start walking toward the parking lot.


"POLICE!" (somewhere

 :O

Uh... can I move?

"Yes. Where are you going?"

Groceries.

"Is it an emergency?"

No.

"Get back in your house, it's not safe to be outside right now."

Breakout? (I live near a prison)

"No. Raid. Back in the house."

Ok. Be safe, fellas.



....I just wanted food.  :lol:
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 07:59:14 AM »
Hopefully the warrant was not for YOUR house!!
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 08:56:16 AM »
Quote from: castle key on May 20, 2009, 07:59:14 AM
Hopefully the warrant was not for YOUR house!!

That would have been funny. 
:police:"Go back inside so we can can kick your door in".


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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 09:27:28 AM »
[tinfoil hat] How do you know it was the police?  Did you see them? [/paranoia]   :police: =D
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 09:40:05 AM »
lol
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 09:44:17 AM »
You should have asked him if the had any donuts.  :police:
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 10:03:05 AM »
Quote from: 280plus on May 20, 2009, 09:44:17 AM
You should have asked him if the had any donuts.  :police:

or tell then you were going to the store to get them donuts.

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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 10:33:05 AM »
The first apt's we lived in after getting married had the occasional police raid. Fun stuff. :rolleyes:

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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 12:11:36 PM »
THOSE BASTARD JACKBOOTED THUGS!

RESTRICTING YOUR MOVEMENT AND ORDERING YOU AROUND LIKE YOU WERE CATTLE!

HOW DARE THEY? HOW DARE THEY!!!!
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 12:19:03 PM »
So he shouted at you that a raid was coming forthwith, and it wasn't safe to be outside.

Thereby spoiling the element of surprise for his real raid target?

Hmmm.  Kinda odd.

The time it took to have that conversation and the risk that you could tip off the target doesn't jive with just holding the raid for another 45 seconds until you got in your car and drove away.

So yeah, Mike: I'll say it - Bastard JBT's.  Always out to "control" anything they can without actually engaging a brain cell first.
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 03:51:26 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on May 20, 2009, 12:11:36 PM
THOSE BASTARD JACKBOOTED THUGS!

RESTRICTING YOUR MOVEMENT AND ORDERING YOU AROUND LIKE YOU WERE CATTLE!

HOW DARE THEY? HOW DARE THEY!!!!

Surprise - Surprise - Suurrrprise!

Some times he does get it!

Wait - what?

Ohhhhhh...

He was being sarcastic.

Oh well.

Nevermind then.
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 03:56:21 PM »
There are a lot of suppositions being bandied around by the usual suspects. I don't particularly like cops, but if you knew a shootin' fight was about to break out, would you just let Mr Random go wandering through the danger zone? Geez people, relax. Not everything a cop does an infringement.
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 04:00:44 PM »
It's times like this that I'm glad I keep an emergency supply of donuts and SWAT Magazines for unexpected guests.....  :police: =D :police:

Quote from: Balog on May 20, 2009, 03:56:21 PM
Not everything a cop does an infringement.

Only the stuff that gets posted on the Internet.....  :laugh:
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 04:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Balog on May 20, 2009, 03:56:21 PM
There are a lot of suppositions being bandied around by the usual suspects. I don't particularly like cops, but if you knew a shootin' fight was about to break out, would you just let Mr Random go wandering through the danger zone? Geez people, relax. Not everything a cop does an infringement.

Agreed...
But it's just soooooo much fun to pretend it is.
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 04:03:37 PM »
Quote from: charby on May 20, 2009, 10:03:05 AM
or tell then you were going to the store to get them donuts.


Even better idea!  :laugh:
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2009, 06:25:43 PM »
Would have been funny if you whipped out your conceal carry weapon and said, "I'm ready to go!"

Not really funny HA-HA, but funny like they'd shoot you... which isn't really funny at all, at least not for you.
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2009, 06:52:52 PM »
Quote from: jackdanson on May 20, 2009, 06:25:43 PM
Would have been funny if you whipped out your conceal carry weapon and said, "I'm ready to go!"

Not really funny HA-HA, but funny like they'd shoot you... which isn't really funny at all, at least not for you.
It woulda been funny for us...

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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2009, 06:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Balog on May 20, 2009, 03:56:21 PM
I don't particularly like cops, but if you knew a shootin' fight was about to break out, would you just let Mr Random go wandering through the danger zone?

If you knew that, after anything more than three minutes of planning, you were about to initiate a shootin' fight over something that could wait for better planning, wouldn't you go back to the drawing board?

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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2009, 06:59:51 PM »
Quote from: jackdanson on May 20, 2009, 06:25:43 PM
Would have been funny if you whipped out your conceal carry weapon and said, "I'm ready to go!"

Not really funny HA-HA, but funny like they'd shoot you... which isn't really funny at all, at least not for you.

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.  Then it's really hilarious!
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »
You should've offered to kick in the door for snacks.
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2009, 09:01:07 PM »
You should of answered with "dude... I got the munchies...  Man.  I knows why they call you the fuzz...  Yous all fuzzy looking."
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2009, 09:59:06 PM »
A RAID!?!

Let me go get my gear out of the basement!

<run into your house yelling>

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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2009, 10:33:38 PM »
Quote from: carebear on May 20, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
Let me go get my gear out of the basement!

You mean your "loadout."  There's just something so uber-tactical about that word.    :laugh:
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2009, 11:34:35 PM »
"Uh... Okay... If they start shooting, and you guys can't handle it, come get me, okay?"
 
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Re: Fun at 4am
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2009, 12:32:11 AM »
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"Uh... Okay... If they start shooting, and you guys can't handle it, come get me, okay?"

hah, thread win!  "Yeah, I saw that hollywood shootout, if you guys need some better guns, just come ask."

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