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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2005, 08:41:18 AM »
Preacherman,

Waitin' for a three ton pun.  See if you can bayleen this thread out.
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2005, 08:47:03 AM »
Mommie - make him stop

Rut Roh-The PunsterPreacher  has founded this thread.

Put down your sodas and coffee, hands off keyboard, scoot back from monitor...
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« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2005, 11:05:22 AM »
A life without horrid puns, has no porpoise.
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« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2005, 11:09:35 AM »
Harold, I suppose you're fishing for a compliment on that pun?  Somebody needs to scale back these horrid comments.
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« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2005, 11:09:59 AM »
Oh, no...
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« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2005, 11:16:31 AM »
Your floundering if you think i will rise to that bait.
Fish based puns in a marine mammal thread make me eel.
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« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2005, 11:26:05 AM »
I wonder if the "lil' Nessie" appendage might be a prolapsed bowel - maybe caused by decomposition? What's more interesting is that line of round scars on it's body - a fatal encounter with a giant squid? Oooh, I should be on CSI or Quincy...

And by channeling the pun-tastic spirit of Preacherman, I make that "Crime Squid Investigation" and "Squid-ncy".

I'm so sorry, that's the best I can do.
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« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2005, 11:33:39 AM »
Can someone please hand me something to wipe the tears off'n my keyboard.
I'm perched here in my chair and otherwise I'll have to clam up.
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« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2005, 11:44:42 AM »
Good thing the original post was not about a Duckbill Platapus...
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« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2005, 11:49:40 AM »
Yep, just lying there in the sand; with his quack up.  Tongue
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« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2005, 12:04:40 PM »
i cry fowl!
Do not belittle the wee whale , beached between his cock and a hard place
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« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2005, 12:09:20 PM »
In the words of the great Frank Zappa, "Quick! Someone call the Cods!"

"Oh he doesn't need a Cod, he needs a STURGEON!!" shocked
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« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2005, 12:20:20 PM »
Though I will fail - an attempt to add  informative and  serious information about whales.

http://www.oceanicresearch.org/spermwhales.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_Whale

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Years ago, sperm whale oil and its deriatives were used as additives in virtually all automotive lubricants. The products were so effective that a car's transmission fluids were generally never changed, and the transmission lasted the life of the car. Some 30 million pounds of sperm whale oil were used every year; to supply the demand, hundreds of thousands of whales were slaughtered until the species was faced with extinction.
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« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2005, 12:37:30 PM »
Now you know why gear oil smells a little fishy...
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« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2005, 01:50:51 PM »
Maybe it's just one really big badass squid (tentacles left, laying on its side, left eye in the sand) and the thing previously identified as its wang is part of the arrow-shaped flapper thing that squids have at the end opposite the tentacles.  Either that or it's one of those alien sea creatures as depicted in Surface.
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« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2005, 05:56:17 PM »
As whale's go, it appears to be a shrimp.
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« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2005, 06:13:09 PM »
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2)  Other people will chime in with the absolute worst puns you ever heard.

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« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2005, 06:14:46 PM »
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Did someone call my name?

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« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2005, 06:14:53 PM »
...and where is the Padre when we need him most?
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« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2005, 07:54:09 PM »
Gone fishing?
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« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2005, 09:16:09 PM »
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That's a whale. The "curious appendage" is it's dick. You know, it's penis?
[Bozo the Clown Voice] We have a Weiner! [/Bozo the Clown Voice]
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« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2005, 11:32:42 PM »
This seriously reminds me of two things:

 A long time ago B.C. the comic strip went through a whole thing for a while on "CLAMS HAVE LEGS!!" with clams sprouting legs and running around when nobody but BC was looking.

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"Had a little wet dream...
Down in the Gulf Stream..."

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« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2005, 03:04:26 AM »
Before the, er, appendage discussion got moving at high speed, I would have said a decayed sea lion.  Not a great photo, tho.
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« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2005, 08:38:01 AM »
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...and where is the Padre when we need him most?
Well, everyone was doing so well with their own puns and comments, I didn't really feel needed.  I guess my teaching has taken effect!  Everyone's having a whale of a time...

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« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2005, 03:31:04 PM »
>Everyone's having a whale of a time...<

GAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
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