You know sometimes the phone just won't stopped ringing and the mail and the calendar, it just won't stop.
Sometimes you just want to crawl into a nice safe, dark den and be alone. Why not the neighbor's trash can? It's the only safe place you have left sometimes.
*Aside: Yes, Lafayette lawyers are noted for being arrested. We've had a judge (OWI), several attorneys (OWIs, Resisting law enforcement, etc.), attorneys arrested for breaking someone's jaw in a bar at 2:00AM all withing the past few years.
Only trouble I've been in is for driving. I got busted for 62 in a 50 in Indianapolis in August of 2007 but beat the ticket.