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The Nuge opens up...
« on: July 10, 2009, 08:49:15 PM »
The Nuge as only the Nuge can be: (Language warning)

http://biggeekdaddy.com/miscvideos/TedNugent.html
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 01:23:37 AM »
Yep, that was Ted in all his glory.  I never get tired of watching him.  Far too entertaining.
And right, much of the time.
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 04:42:57 AM »
I am sick of mealymouthed celebs.
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 09:08:30 AM »
After seeing the video of The Nuge speaking truth and the Girls and Guns video on the same site, I'm in a MUCH better mood this morning.  =D
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2009, 10:23:00 AM »
You could probably heat the average American house for a year by burning all the paper the triple-letter government agencies have amassed on him.
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2009, 10:45:56 AM »
The Nuge as only the Nuge can be: (Language warning)


Uncle Ted's entire LIFE should come with a language warning.....definitely rude, crude, and absolutely RIGHT....  =D

If this nation can consider Jesse "The Body" and Kinky Friedman for a governorship, why can't we elect this guy?....  :cool:
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2009, 10:47:42 AM »
That was really good. A lot of times Ted goes a bit too over the top for me, but this was the kind of argument that could be given to a "G-rated" audience and that I would give myself if I had the words.


Girls and guns was great.  :laugh:

I'm guessing about a 1 in 300 hit rate on the full autos, but I was quite impressed with the girls that were shooting what appeared to be a 50BMG bolt rifle.
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 11:03:51 AM »

Girls and guns was great.  :laugh:

I'm guessing about a 1 in 300 hit rate on the full autos, but I was quite impressed with the girls that were shooting what appeared to be a 50BMG bolt rifle.
You would think that with all the, ah, "ballast" those girls had, falling over backwards under recoil shouldn't be a problem for them. 

That said, you can tell a few of those girls knew what they were doing.  The girl with the fifty was definitely impressive.

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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 11:48:22 AM »
I think the best line was the last one.
"I don't like repeat offenders...I like dead offenders."
Says it all.
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2009, 04:43:15 PM »
I think the best line was the last one.
"I don't like repeat offenders...I like dead offenders."
Says it all.
I really wish he'd run for president, he'd have my vote.

Hell, I just like to see the rest of the world soil themselves if Uncle Ted ran and won.....
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2009, 05:00:26 PM »
The Nuge for Governor of Texas...

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »
we've got first dibs on him here in Michigan.  Our American heritage is rude and crude.  Wish we'd remember that.
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2009, 09:25:11 PM »
He once said that he couldn't run because of to many things he has said
while being recorded/filmed.

I think that with the dear leader admitting cocaine use and other stuff that our past potus's are guilty of that he should run.

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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2009, 10:07:25 PM »
He once said that he couldn't run because of to many things he has said
while being recorded/filmed.

I think that with the dear leader admitting cocaine use and other stuff that our past potus's are guilty of that he should run.

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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2009, 10:15:56 PM »
Sure.

She'd resign halfway through her first term and then it'd be President Nugent!

 =D

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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2009, 10:21:00 PM »
Sure.

She'd resign halfway through her first term and then it'd be President Nugent!

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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2009, 10:58:25 PM »
we've got first dibs on him here in Michigan.  Our American heritage is rude and crude.  Wish we'd remember that.

He has said that he would run on several occasions, but has never really followed through. 
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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 12:23:29 AM »
Well, given his proclaimed libido he'd have a tough time avoiding scandals.  :laugh:

Funny, he claims to be drug free and all but if you watch the Nickleback vid about being a rock star he lip syncs the "Everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial" part so hmmmm on all that.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2009, 04:05:46 PM »
Well, given his proclaimed libido he'd have a tough time avoiding scandals.  :laugh:


Yeah....like that hampered the last Democrat POTUS any....  ;/
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 02:38:30 AM »
We all heard him say "Don't tread on me."  I learned recently that means he might be a terrorist, so there's no way he'd get the clearance needed for public service.
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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2009, 03:01:51 AM »
We all heard him say "Don't tread on me."  I learned recently that means he might be a terrorist, so there's no way he'd get the clearance needed for public service.

Uncle Ted is a one man terrorist organization.  :D

Of the hundreds of live music performances I've been to (or participated in), the only one I saw fans leave early because the guitar sound was hurting their ears and giving them headaches was a Nugent show in the early 80s.  I kid not.
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 06:21:20 AM »
First time I tried to see the Nuge the show was sold out so we all hung out behind the big stage doors around back and the sound wasn't bad at all.  :laugh:

TYhis tune always reminds me of that day. Exceot it wasn't raining.  =D

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldnt get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

He heard one guitar, just blew him away
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2009, 07:51:41 AM »
First time I tried to see the Nuge the show was sold out so we all hung out behind the big stage doors around back and the sound wasn't bad at all.  :laugh:

TYhis tune always reminds me of that day. Exceot it wasn't raining.  =D

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldnt get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

He heard one guitar, just blew him away


It's totally wong to quote Foriegner when speaking of the Nuge.....
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Re: The Nuge opens up...
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2009, 08:23:56 AM »
After seeing the video of The Nuge speaking truth and the Girls and Guns video on the same site, I'm in a MUCH better mood this morning.  =D

The Girls and guns is a great video :-)
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2009, 09:38:22 AM »
It's totally wong to quote Foriegner when speaking of the Nuge.....
Would it be classified as heresy or blasphemy?  :laugh:
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