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El Tejon

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The 12 Days of Mopery
« on: December 12, 2005, 04:56:11 AM »
After many requests (O.K., just one), I give you in time for Christmas the 12 Days of Mopery*.  Written and performed by El Tejon, 1995 at the Christmas Party at the Office of the Prosecuting Attorney, Tippecanoe County, Indiana.

*Mopery=activity associated with criminal defendants, see "mopes" criminal defendants (known in other states as perps, scrotes, inter alia)

12 pack of stolen Bud
.11 BAC
10 thou restitution
9 years probation
8 False Informings
7 Conversions
6 Speeding Tickets
5 days of road crew
4 Batteries
3  P.I.s
2 bad checks
and a count of Resisting Law Enforcement.
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The 12 Days of Mopery
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2005, 02:06:49 PM »
El T,

     When I was in LE, simple mopery was a misdemeanor and Mopery on the High Seas was the felony.  cheesy
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"Never wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."  G.B. Shaw

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The 12 Days of Mopery
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2005, 02:16:56 PM »
How much of the 12 pack of stolen Bud had you consumed before you performed that?  Smiley  It's a good thing you weren't in Texas or you'd have had to call it The 12 Days of Turdery, or would it be The 12 Days of Turdliness?  That's apparently the choice term down here.  

http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31306&page=1

Of course, if you're a lawyer not associated with the county or district attorney's office, the cops assume you represent mopes and have even worse names for you.
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2005, 02:22:47 PM »
Mopery?

This sounds more like Friday Night out on the Airport Road when I was younger. Cheesy

We forgot the batteries for the staging light, So Margo just stood in the bed of the Truck btween the two cars fixin' to head down the road...and ...err...raised up her Shirt. That is where the saying "Damn Margo" comes from...

I don't care if you do cut the lights when the flashing ones are "perusing" the area...open headers are easy to follow.

"Officer, you are not going to believe this, accelerator  linkage got stuck"
"On both this Chevelle and that Barracuda at the same time..."
"Yeah ain't that just as uncanny as hell...sir?"  Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2005, 03:02:59 PM »
We called my Barracuda The Baccaruda.

Some called it The Mayflower because so many girls came acro....never mind.
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2005, 03:22:34 PM »
lol! Nice!
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2005, 03:48:12 PM »
Quote from: grampster
We called my Barracuda The Baccaruda.

Some called it The Mayflower because so many girls came acro....never mind.
Dirty ol' man. Wink Tongue

Chris
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