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Re: Request copy of your FBI file!
« Reply #50 on: April 20, 2010, 01:29:31 AM »
Hey Nick, how much money did you send them "for duplication fees if any are assessed"?  =D
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Re: Request copy of your FBI file!
« Reply #51 on: April 20, 2010, 08:38:33 AM »
i'm almost afraid to pull mine though for the most part i'm guilty by association

That's probably what your associates are saying, too, ya know.
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Re: Request copy of your FBI file!
« Reply #52 on: April 20, 2010, 10:57:09 AM »
I've had a TS and S clearance before, plus working for the .gov with all the background checks and stuff, I'd imagine I've got a file.  Probably mundane..... [tinfoil]
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Re: Request copy of your FBI file!
« Reply #53 on: April 20, 2010, 11:24:04 AM »
Improbus a nullo flectitur obsequio.

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Re: Request copy of your FBI file!
« Reply #54 on: April 20, 2010, 04:20:05 PM »
I'm sure my FBI file is like RevDisk's and JJ's.  The usual background interviews of relatives/neighbors for clearances.  [Homer Simpson voice] BORING [/HSV]

Having spent time on the Inter-German Border, Berlin and prior to that some youthful protesting of the (then) Soviet Embassy in Washington in which we held up our driver's licences next to our faces for the KGB cameras....(BTW, I didn't outrun the Riot-gear leaden DC Police, I outran my fellow protestors  ;) ), I would like to know what the Commie's had on me.  They hope didn't make us wait at Checkpoint Alpha and Checkpoint Charlie for no good reason.  I want to see ruthless pinko bastard effeciency !!!
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Re: Request copy of your FBI file!
« Reply #55 on: April 20, 2010, 09:46:31 PM »
Concidering my va gun check comes back in under 5 minutes, it would probably be a page with my name and nothing else.
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