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Theft fail
« on: October 29, 2009, 07:16:12 PM »

Would-be thief stuffs ferret down his pants:

http://www.ksbw.com/video/21460830/index.html

The money quote:

"You wanna put a wild animal down your britches, that's your personal business."

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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 08:53:42 PM »
If it starts with a television-style commercial, I'm not going to waste my time.
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 08:55:41 PM »
Oh, whine, whine.  You have to watch a commercial before you get to watch something for free.  How sad.
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 11:30:19 PM »
I hate commercials.  I refuse to watch good shows because they come with foul advertising.  I'm certainly not going to watch some dumb internet vid if I have to put up with advertising first.
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 11:35:44 PM »
Quote from: Headless Thompson Gunner on October 29, 2009, 11:30:19 PM
I hate commercials.  I refuse to watch good shows because they come with foul advertising.  I'm certainly not going to watch some dumb internet vid if I have to put up with advertising first.

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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 01:31:34 AM »
Bandwidth don't pay for itself.
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 01:51:10 AM »
Like you can't skip to another tab/window until the ad's over.   :rolleyes: 
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 03:12:06 AM »
I can't tell if you were aiming that comment at me or not fisty.

Just to be clear, I was expanding on the TANSTAAFL concept. Gotta pay to host those videos somehow.
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 07:13:57 AM »
I was aimin' at them whiny free-loaders.  Buncha orange-fingered basement-dwellers.   :laugh:
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 08:24:40 AM »
Quote from: fistful on October 30, 2009, 07:13:57 AM
I was aimin' at them whiny free-loaders.  Buncha orange-fingered basement-dwellers.   :laugh:

Fightin words....!
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 09:05:56 AM »
Quote from: fistful on October 30, 2009, 07:13:57 AM
I was aimin' at them whiny free-loaders.  Buncha orange-fingered basement-dwellers.   :laugh:
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 09:27:51 AM »
Quote from: Cmdr. Gravez0r on October 30, 2009, 08:24:40 AM
Fightin words....!

Something tells me Fisty would stomp a mudhole in your behind.

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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 06:25:00 PM »

And I would make you pay to watch it.  
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2009, 02:31:19 PM »
Drift?  Boot to the head, more like.
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2009, 03:09:46 PM »
To bring this thread full circle...

How about if we just stuff a ferret in Fistful's pants ??

 =D :laugh:
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2009, 06:21:18 PM »
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Re: Theft fail
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2009, 06:28:39 PM »
A Fistful O Ferret.  Sounds like a good name for a rock band. =D

Or an ornery Irishman. :lol:
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