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And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« on: January 29, 2010, 11:00:25 PM »



Any wonder why I don't believe her? :angel:

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 11:42:43 PM »
Your wife?

Mine carries dog treats in her purse, just in case. ;)

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 11:58:30 PM »
Mine doesn't carry a purse, but would likely have some in it if she did.  This is the same Lady who goes to DQ to get cones for the dogs ;/

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 01:00:54 AM »
OK, Grandpa Shooter. Your wife beats my wife. :)

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 01:04:55 AM »
When mine goes for fast food, she brings back cheeseburgers for the "girls".  Me?  I carry Slim Jims in my lunch bag so that when I come home I can give the girls "meat sticks".  They expect them, I carry up to 30 or so with me so that they're not disappointed.

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 01:20:08 AM »
This is the same Lady who goes to DQ to get cones for the dogs ;/

We take our dog out for an ice cream cone every so often.  She's quite a crowd-pleaser.   =)
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 07:31:55 AM »
GS, that picture is priceless.  =)
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 07:32:17 AM »
I sometimes let my dog pick small pieces of food off the ground....
I am not much for feeding people food to dogs.  Dog treats and dog food only.
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2010, 10:58:52 AM »
I will try to get a pic of the guinea pigs standing at attention for treats when I am at the cage/recreation yard with a handful of dog food.  Yes they eat dog food, the dogs eat fruits and veggies, so I got the pigs to eat dog food to keep it fair. >:D

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2010, 11:10:44 AM »
I will try to get a pic of the guinea pigs standing at attention for treats when I am at the cage/recreation yard with a handful of dog food.  Yes they eat dog food, the dogs eat fruits and veggies, so I got the pigs to eat dog food to keep it fair. >:D

Keep those Guinea pigs nice and fat...great emergency rations....
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2010, 11:22:48 AM »
I sometimes let my dog pick small pieces of food off the ground....
I am not much for feeding people food to dogs.  Dog treats and dog food only.


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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2010, 11:25:01 AM »


I love the black Chow, GS.  I have one just like him.  He's the most protective / loyal dog I've ever owned.

I carry dog treats in my work truck.  In the summer, as I go about my lawn mowing route, there are certain dogs (some are customers' dogs and some are their neighbors') that go crazy as soon as they hear or see us pull up.  

There's one street where we have about a dozen accounts, and two of the dogs there follow us down the street.  They don't listen when their owners call them back.  :lol:

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2010, 12:55:32 PM »
Them are some focused dawgs.

Same intense look we get from our two mongrels every night before bedtime.   =D
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2010, 01:19:16 PM »
Same intense look we get from our two mongrels every night before bedtime.   =D


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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2010, 01:30:18 PM »
Is them little 3-Dog Bakery biskits in dat bowl?

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2010, 01:34:23 PM »
Our evening routine is to get the dogs outside to do their business by 10:00-10:30 PM.  Then they race inside, because there are cookies awaiting them in the master bedroom before lights out.  Once cookies are devoured, each pup relocates to their individual beds and we're all down for the night.  Sometimes they are so intent on the bedtime cookie routine that they rush their outside time - especially when the mercury was hovering at -3 the other night.   =D
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2010, 01:48:27 PM »
my boyfriends dog has figured out that i sometimes bring treats home from work and i put them in the side pocket of my bag.
she now checks it every time i come over.

also, my dog doesn't expect you to bring her something when you come home. instead she brings you stuff. and when i say stuff, its whatever was closest and easiest for her to pick up, which means it could be one of her squeezy toys, a pair of socks or even an empty two liter bottle.  :lol:
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2010, 08:35:51 PM »
Our evening routine is to get the dogs outside to do their business by 10:00-10:30 PM.  Then they race inside, because there are cookies awaiting them in the master bedroom before lights out.  Once cookies are devoured, each pup relocates to their individual beds and we're all down for the night.  Sometimes they are so intent on the bedtime cookie routine that they rush their outside time - especially when the mercury was hovering at -3 the other night.   =D

In the morning during my alone computer time, all three come to me for their treats.  The middle one, Cocoa, comes over and sits at my side and just looks at me with "the look" and waits.  If I don't respond right away she woofs at me.  If I still don't respond she comes up to my side and grabs me by the elbow and tugs at me to get up.  If I ignore her Bear the black lab/chow on the right Woofs at me.  If you know the lab base WOOF, it does get your attention.  I get up and go through the routine, each dog gets 3 biscuits one at a time IF they are sitting.  I don't give them a command, they just know the routine.  After all 3 get their three biscuits, they then get a rawhide chew.  When the treat lady gets up, it is her turn.

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2010, 12:19:32 AM »

This is the same Lady who goes to DQ to get cones for the dogs ;/

That's just absolutely silly.....





....dogs prefer eating ice cream out the cups, instead.....  =D
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2010, 12:23:37 AM »
That's just absolutely silly.....





....dogs prefer eating ice cream out the cups, instead.....  =D


Let's be honest here, Dogs don't care what they eat the ice cream out of.
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2010, 12:24:02 AM »
My wife bought Frosty Paws. Cold like ice cream, but made for dogs.


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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2010, 01:10:31 AM »
My wife bought Frosty Paws. Cold like ice cream, but made for dogs.



Where did she get them?  They have to be cheaper than Blizzards for my bunch. ;/

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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2010, 01:01:13 PM »
Where did she get them?  They have to be cheaper than Blizzards for my bunch. ;/

grocery stores carry them, but i wouldn't bet on the cheaper.

ours just get a plain old box of vanilla.  :P
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2010, 01:58:23 PM »
My dawg is down with the Frosty Paws. It's also quite entertaining to stick them in the freezer mixed up with all the other frozen confections and wait for someone to accidentally (start to) eat one.  =D
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Re: And she claims she is not "The Treat Lady"
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2010, 02:56:16 PM »

Let's be honest here, Dogs don't care what they eat the ice cream out of.

Quite true since most dogs don't really care what they might lick.
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