You forgot about the floss and the NASCAR flags.
Shaving. Don't forget the shaving!
I want you people showering, shaving, flossing your teeth, cutting and edging your lawns, picking up trash and alphabetizing your canned goods. I do not mind if they want to listen to NASCAR while you do so.
Look, if we talk about furries won't they infilitrate APS? Isn't there some Internet lore (or so The Valkyrie has told me) that one does not talk about furries as they swarm any website that discusses them?