For some reason hail damage is more of a problem down here the last few years. This house has a three year-old roof courtesy of hail.
The "dimensional" roofing is shingles that lay over each other, giving you a stepped feel. Less expensive roofing has a dimensional look that's achieved by using lighter and darker shades of the same color.
As for those of you getting a kick out of these stories, your time will come.