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Re: i couldn't make it up
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2010, 06:01:49 PM »
Heard this from a guy at work yesterday. Some animal rights activists had "infiltrated" (broken into) a large pig farm somewhere in Southern. Pictures where taken. They were all up in arms, screaming about how the pigs all had huge abscesses on their asses. The pigs were all boars. Uncastrated.

You mean......bacon is made of gay pigs?....  :O






.....nevermind.....I love my dead, gay bacon.....  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2UA0VBCffM

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Re: i couldn't make it up
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2010, 06:19:03 PM »
That would include my horses.

They can count the number of treats that we have given them, and know that they always need one more.

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Someone once said "If you think dogs don't know how to do math, put three treats in your pocket and then only give them two."

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Re: i couldn't make it up
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2010, 11:06:13 PM »
I've often thought aliens would simply experiment on us and think we are not equal because we are so primitive compared to them, if I was a better writer I would attempt a sci fi story about it.
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Re: i couldn't make it up
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2010, 01:21:08 AM »
Lyrics are not safe for work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2g-uVq3nM
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Re: i couldn't make it up
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2010, 09:38:44 AM »
I've often thought aliens would simply experiment on us and think we are not equal because we are so primitive compared to them, if I was a better writer I would attempt a sci fi story about it.

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Re: i couldn't make it up
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2010, 12:35:04 PM »
oops, off grid power interruptions saved my reply-didn't know it was posted
« Last Edit: May 30, 2010, 12:39:48 PM by gunsmith »
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
Rocket Man: "The need for booster shots for the immunized has always been based on the science.  Political science, not medical science."