This whole Chuck Norris thing is stupid...

[cosine]

I met Chuck Norris once.  He's not very tall.

Now you've done it.

[Unisaw]

I had a friend at work in the late 1970s who went out with Chuck Norris a few times.  I don't think the stars in her eyes were from his spinning back kicks...

[chud]

Y'all had better watch your step, Chuck Norris could destroy this whole forum with one well placed roundhouse kick.

[El Tejon]

Chuck Norris chooses not to be tall.  If he wished, he would be 10 feet tall if he choose to be.

[280plus]

No matter how tall Chuck Norris chose to be, the Duke would still be a couple inches taller...

[...has left the building.]

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not making posts in forums against Chuck Norris.

[griz]

I just saw that Mr. Norris wrote a book. "Civil war fiction" was the catagory. No, really, he's an author.

[grampster]

So...Who's Chuck Norris?  He one of them used car dealers on the TV?

[Fly320s]

Blackburn is right, Chuck Norris is old hat.

Dick Cheney is the man now, yo!

[El Tejon]

The Man has been and will always be, the one, the only, Donald Rumsfeld, http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845

[Fly320s]

No fair, El T.  You used that one in another thread.

[Guest]

You know Donald Rumsfeld's address is available online?

Why do I know this you (and the Secret Service) might ask?

When I couldn't find my kid after his flight landed in Detroit, we were joking at work about calling Rumsfeld and getting him to locate him for me. So, we punched his name into yahoo, and it didn't come back, but did direct you to that "people search" feature where you pay $14.95 and there he was.

I didn't pay it, so don't know his actual address, but was amused.