How long will you live?

[SADShooter]

Surprise: May 2048, age 77

No Surprise: Cancer

Of course, they claim I have more health and vitality than the average man, so I know it's hooey. That near-term heart attack is a lot more plausible.

SADShooter

[cosine]

Of course, they claim I have more health and vitality than the average man, so I know it's hooey.

Are you telling me everything on the Errornet isn't true? Say it ain't so!

Actually, I wouldn't do that test. I won't fill out that much info.

Aw heck, I went back. I'm going to die in January 2054 of cancer. Of course, I have more health and vitality than the average man too.

Useless test. I didn't fill in one single box, or check off one single option.[/u] And it still gave me a result, supposedly based upon their research.

But BTW, if you noticed, that's a dating site anyway, and the whole thing is probably pretty much a joke.

[jefnvk]

Jan of 67, at 81 of a heart attack.

I could see the gun questions going either way, although they seemed quite out of place.

[Brian Williams]

old age 2041

[Art Eatman]

Another 20 years, at age 91.  From cancer?  I've already done that!

I'm stuck with you clowns for another 20 years?  Sheesh! :D:D  Oleg!  I want out!

Art

[DrAmazon]

84.3 of a heart attack.  

I wonder how much the fact that I'm adopted and don't know a thing about my family health history skews this survey.  There was no way to check "I don't know".   I also wonder what re-doing it without the motorcycle and guns would do to the forecast.

Kind of depressing to see that I've lived 42% of my life on the night before my 35th birthday.  I was already bummed think that I'm single again and don't have any kids yet.

[Guest]

78

cancer


in a perfect world,  having a massive heart attack while driving my big ol' peterbuilt past a VA hospital, and then swerving into a croud of them damned liberal college kids and the fred phelps clan.... taking as many of em' as possible with me.  :evil:

[Guest]

Art just re-defines some  old saws.

"Live long enough to be burden to your forum members".

"Sweet Revenge is outliving your forum members"


Hey Art,

In 20 years I will be your age , 71.  This forum stuff is sure going to get interesting - huh?

You figure by then we will know the best gun for bears?


Steve

[telewinz]

Says I died 2003!

[garyk/nm]

2037, age 81, heart attack.
Hmmm, 31 years left; I better get busy. Still haven't decided what I want to be when I grow up.

[Art Eatman]

Dr. Amazon, just go on and live your life.  Never forget, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."  I have one son, but likely no grandkids.  Parents are gone.  No brothers, sisters or aunts/uncles.  What cousins I have are quite distant.  I guess 3rd-cousin is about as close as it gets, and no real mutual interests.  But, and it's an important "but", I have quite a few real friends, and a ton of friendly acquaintances.  Works for me...  

Steve, I'll bet somebody sez, "Buckshot!" :D:D

garyk, I didn't grow up; I just got bigger.

[DrAmazon]

Dr. Amazon, just go on and live your life.  Never forget, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

Thanks Art.  The day actually went quite well, and the "birthday eve funk" lifted by morning.  

DrA

[Antibubba]

Actually, I'm writing to you now from the Afterlife.  I've met some fine souls here, and the bagel and lox are outstanding!

[IndianaDean]

I have 36 years to go. But I did think the 'gun' grap was bull.

[Unisaw]

August 2045 at age 87.2  I can live with that...