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CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« on: June 23, 2010, 05:09:32 PM »
I guess he was distracted.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=11276905
 WEST VALLEY CITY -- A woman who police say stole two cars and led them on a chase all while she was naked is now in jail. West Valley City officers stopped her with a Taser.

The 31-year-old woman from Kearns was booked Tuesday evening after getting a mental evaluation.

This was certainly an unusual call for West Valley City officers. They say it's laughable now, but mostly, they're just happy no one was seriously injured.

Five o'clock in the morning is not usually a busy time on Highway 111 in West Jordan. But Tuesday morning was different.
Sylvina Beagley

As West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan said, "This was an episode that is out of the normal."
 And that's an understatement.

A man was pulled over, posting business signs on the side of the road. Sylvina Beagley pulled up next to him and got out of her car.

"Unique thing about that was that, uh she was not wearing any clothes," McLachlan said.

Then she decided to steal his car, driving north toward West Valley City.

The man jumped into her abandoned car and followed Beagley, while dialing 911.

At 5300 South, she crashed into a gate on ATK property and ran. Officers eventually caught up with Beagley, but they couldn't quite physically catch her.

"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

Beagley didn't stop there either. She ran from the totaled car and scaled a barbed wire fence.

Officers realized a Taser was necessary to stop her, and so it ended.

"It's an unusual story. It'll pique the interest of a lot of people," McLachlan said.

West Valley City officers say the man who had his car stolen initially is a concealed carrier and the gun was in his car. Luckily, Beagley never used it.

She's being held on two counts of stolen vehicles, felony fleeing and lewdness.
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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 05:34:08 PM »
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"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

Sounds like the makings of a porn movie  =D
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 05:35:33 PM »
pics or it didn't happen.   :angel:
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 05:38:13 PM »
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She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery.

No way that line was an accident...cop and his buddies probably had a good laugh when it made it into the paper.
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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 05:41:10 PM »
West Valley City officers say the man who had his car stolen initially is a concealed carrier and the gun was in his car. Luckily, Beagley never used it.

Sounds like a good argument for on-body carry.


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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 05:59:31 PM »
Sounds like a good argument for on-body carry.



yup, I'm betting he is happy she didn't take it and uh conceal it somewhere.
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 06:02:28 PM »
Sounds like a good argument for on-body carry.



I'd argue that leaving it in a running vehicle is somewhat reckless. 
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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2010, 06:27:12 PM »
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Sounds like the makings of a porn movie

Actually, it sounds like the makings of a good Lawdog Files story.

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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2010, 06:34:19 PM »
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I guess he was distracted

I guess she was articulate.   =D
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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2010, 06:46:59 PM »
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This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.


burm????   ???
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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2010, 06:53:12 PM »

burm????   ???

I thought it said she knocked a bum 50 feet when I first read it...

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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 07:27:33 PM »
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burm?

Maybe it was a broken Burma Shave sign.

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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2010, 07:28:19 PM »
Sounds almost like a couple of very attractive young ladies who are working the local Home Depot . . . they ask for a ride, and then when they get in your car one of them starts getting . . . . overly affectionate, with much touching, groping, and osculation. This goes on for some time.

The other one picks your pocket and steals your wallet.

I lost my wallet on Saturday. Also on Sunday, Monday, and twice on Tuesday.  =D

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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 08:52:32 PM »
I'd argue that leaving it in a running vehicle is somewhat reckless. 

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a shotgun or rifle in the squad car she took.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 09:27:36 PM »
For a second there I thought maybe the guy was incapacitated by a sudden redirection of blood.
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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2010, 10:51:43 PM »
Forget military secret video....if WikiLeaks can't get the dashcam video of this, they deserve to be shut down....  :laugh:
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2010, 10:09:50 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a shotgun or rifle in the squad car she took.

Those are usually locked.
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2010, 11:18:49 AM »
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burm?

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Re: CCW'er gets his car stolen by naked women.
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2010, 01:45:00 PM »
I guess she was articulate.   =D

I doubt that she was articulate, they charged her with lewdness which implies that she is out of the public interest.  If she were charged with public nudity, that's something different.
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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2010, 04:59:42 PM »
Those are usually locked.

They quickly become unlocked when you hit the unlock button, though.

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