Daisy Dukes, I seez them...

[Balog]

I'm eagerly awaiting the "Jamis gets his ass beat for taking pics of a hot girl" thread. 

[wmenorr67]

I tried the other day at the grocery store.  Wedge sandals, short red dress, oh yeah....Right as I was lining up the camera, her boyfriend/husband/pimp turned around.  Had to angle it down and act like I was sending a text real quick like.

Yeah. Texas is hot this time of year.  The wimmin folk wear alot less clothes. 

One thing I am enjoying about being here right now.  We are planning floating the Guadalupe River this weekend.  Hope it is a target rich environment.

[Jamisjockey]

One thing I am enjoying about being here right now.  We are planning floating the Guadalupe River this weekend.  Hope it is a target rich environment.

Dood.  Yeah.  I'm on a fishing board and they post float trip pics in the bs section all the time.  Target rich is an understatement.

[280plus]

Too bad RF isn't playing SA tonight. Talk about target rich. 

[wmenorr67]

Dood.  Yeah.  I'm on a fishing board and they post float trip pics in the bs section all the time.  Target rich is an understatement.

Come over and join us.

[Jamisjockey]

Come over and join us.

Can't, wife'll be out of town.  No way I'm taking my monkeys on a trip like that.

[wmenorr67]

Leave them with a babysitter.

[Perd Hapley]

I tried the other day at the grocery store.  Wedge sandals, short red dress, oh yeah....

Does that strike anyone else as being a lot pervy?   

[Balog]

Does that strike anyone else as being a lot pervy?   

It's Jamis, we expect it.

[wmenorr67]

Does that strike anyone else as being a lot pervy?   

Only you.

[280plus]

Does that strike anyone else as being a lot pervy?   

In my case it musta went in one eye and out the other cause I didn't even notice it. 

[Stetson]

One thing I am enjoying about being here right now.  We are planning floating the Guadalupe River this weekend.  Hope it is a target rich environment.

It is, even for a married dork like me.  I didnt do anything I wasnt supposed to but there we're A LOT of offers.  Apologize to your liver in advance....

[seeker_two]

Yeah. Texas is hot this time of year.  The wimmin folk wear alot less clothes. 

...and we thank God every day for it.... 

We are planning floating the Guadalupe River this weekend.  Hope it is a target rich environment.

It'll make Mardi Gras look like a nunnery convention....keep the camera very handy....and the zoom at max.... 

Does that strike anyone else as being a lot pervy?   

....only if you're wearing the dress.... 

[Perd Hapley]

Maybe it was just me, then.  Gees, Jamis, can't you just look at girly pictures on the internets, like other dudes?   

[wmenorr67]

...and we thank God every day for it.... 

It'll make Mardi Gras look like a nunnery convention....keep the camera very handy....and the zoom at max.... 

....only if you're wearing the dress.... 

It is, even for a married dork like me.  I didnt do anything I wasnt supposed to but there we're A LOT of offers.  Apologize to your liver in advance....

There is a saying that goes something along the lines of what happens on TDY stays on TDY.

[Stetson]

There is a saying that goes something along the lines of what happens on TDY stays on TDY.

Well, yeah....bit I wasnt on TDY and was with a group that knows my wife.  I wouldnt anyway but the opportunites are there.

[280plus]

And now for the musical portion of our thread. Thank you boys, wunnerful wunnerfullll...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgkHWE92UMU

[Jamisjockey]

Maybe it was just me, then.  Gees, Jamis, can't you just look at girly pictures on the internets, like other dudes?   

Oh, there's that, too.  But if I see something worth oogling at the grocery store/target/mall....I'm objectifying!

[RaspberrySurprise]

In my case it musta went in one eye and out the other cause I didn't even notice it. 

Dude I hope there isn't anything going in and out of your eye's, that's just wrong.

[Balog]

Dude I hope there isn't anything going in and out of your eye's, that's just wrong.

Ask him about the hentai section of his collection...

[280plus]

(looks up hentai) Ok, I'm not following you on this one cause I'm not sure where you're going. 

[dogmush]

(looks up hentai) Ok, I'm not following you on this one cause I'm not sure where you're going. 

Hey! Tentacles need love too.   Just not from me! Try and be more ......something positive.

[RevDisk]

Went to "Rascal Flatts" last night. It was like going to Daisy Dukes heaven. 23,000 people, 20,000 of them were young chippies in Daisy Dukes. I mean there were cute little butt cheeks sticking out the bottoms of shorts no matter where you looked, you couldn't get away from them. Didn't matter though, after about 10 minutes exposure to all these lean young buns and thighs I was pretty much anesthetized to it so they all pretty much started to look the same and I soon lost interest. Gettin' old I guess...  

Granted, this thread IS worthless without pictures but I'm thinking Mrs 280 might have had a problem with me taking pictures of half nekkid young girls.  

Next time invite me!  I'll be quite happy to take photos on your behalf.   



I'll be up in your neck of the woods soon enough anyways.   

[Jamisjockey]

A google search for "guadalupe river bikinis" turned up some nsfw results...

[roo_ster]

I'm eagerly awaiting the "Jamis gets his ass beat for taking pics of a hot girl" thread. 

Typed poorly with his last four unbroken fingers.

A google search for "guadalupe river bikinis" turned up some nsfw results...

Floated the Gualdelupe with a "young singles" church group back in the day.  We had some of the best SFW bikini action on the river.  We all stayed in a little house that was part of a church campus on the river for gratis, because our church-guy knew their church-guy.  Me & a buddy woke up early one AM, sought out a gro store, and bought b-fast fixin's for the coming days.  We cooked up omelettes, pancakes, bacon & other victuals for all of us.  MUCH appreciated by the bikini wearers, sho 'nuff.