Dear FBI,
Rule Number One for when you want to 'Get all legal and stuff' is to actually, like, know the law. And stuff.
Rule Number Two for when you want to 'Get all legal and stuff' is to not try doing it with people who's lawyers are better than yours at actually reading The Law.
Rule Number Three for when you want to 'Get all legal and stuff' is to not try kicking around people who's web site is about a gazillion times more popular than yours, and who's lawyers (the ones that know the law because they read it) have a maliciously sarcastic bent when it comes to fed.gov agencies who ignore Rules One and Two while trying to throw around some of their ah-thor-a-tah.
Brad