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The Most Awesomest!
« on: August 24, 2010, 10:20:55 PM »
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2010, 10:35:38 PM »
Whiskey out the nose halfway down the first page. I stopped there.

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 10:35:48 PM »
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 10:36:59 PM »
A quotation from one learned worthy, on the chainsaw bayonet:

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i could see it being used for utility pourposes more than combat

 =|   ???   :facepalm:
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2010, 10:38:25 PM »
rorta.net has come up in discussion before here.  :laugh:

The fourteen year-olds there all hopped up on Grand Theft Auto etc. and dreaming of illicit loot can be entertaining.

It seems pretty sad, but when you think of it as a more interactive version of "The Anarchists Cookbook" and the other files that got passed around on photocopy and BBS's back in our day of the 80's and first half of the 90's, it's cultural function makes a bit more sense.  =)
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2010, 10:47:33 PM »

The fail, it is horrifying.  Each and every single post was filled with pure lab grade stupid. Touching it would probably rip the very soul from your body.
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2010, 10:58:48 PM »
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i'm currently toying with the swordgun idea drew some sketches for fun. now to get them to the scanner

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2010, 11:05:32 PM »
Wow...  I think I seriously lost brain cells to that.....
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2010, 11:12:08 PM »
I was going to ask why your playing with the kids. But what you do in the privacy of your own internet is none of my business.

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2010, 11:13:02 PM »
Oh, I'm not playing. It's kinda like a zoo.
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2010, 11:21:49 PM »
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i could see it being used for utility pourposes more than combat

Me too !  In fact, anything other than combat ! 

Like, slicing up "pourposes", or maybe "doulphins".

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2010, 11:23:47 PM »
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Each and every single post was filled with pure lab grade stupid.

Lab grade, eh ?  Good ... good ... we've found the really pure stupid.  Let's bottle it and sell it to DU.

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2010, 11:26:40 PM »
Ice to Eskimos.
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2010, 11:29:31 PM »
No sale. They produce plenty of their own supply.

Forsooth.  You'd never make it in business, SB.   =(
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2010, 11:40:13 PM »
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Sooo, to make the gun, have it shoot flat angles with specific dimensions...

He want's to have a gun that shoots geometry? Hmm... interesting.  =D
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2010, 11:44:02 PM »
Yes, I feel dumber reading those posts.

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 12:11:01 AM »
Are they paid actors?  :facepalm:

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 12:16:46 AM »
I..what..  no..  wait.. what?  Was that for real?   ???

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 12:19:24 AM »
This is where my Yahoo Answers people come from.

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 12:29:31 AM »
Dear Yahoo Answers,

Where do Yahoo Answers people come from?
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2010, 12:42:56 AM »
Where do these people come from ???

Here's another winner thread: http://forum.rorta.net/showthread.php?t=4348
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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2010, 01:03:52 AM »
Where do these people come from ???

Here's another winner thread: http://forum.rorta.net/showthread.php?t=4348

Stop already. i don't need to read these things to now Iam smaart. =D

I might go steal their Funyuns and Mountain Dew. >:D

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2010, 01:44:51 AM »
Dear Yahoo Answers,

Where do Yahoo Answers people come from?
From babby.

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2010, 07:28:33 AM »
Where does babby come from?

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Re: The Most Awesomest!
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2010, 07:30:41 AM »
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?