R.I.P. Scout26
"The chances of finding out what's really going on are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. I'd far rather be happy than right any day.""And are you?""No, that's where it all falls apart I'm afraid. Pity, it sounds like quite a nice lifestyle otherwise."-Douglas Adams
Compromise.Send them 300.
Psh.Six of those guys is all it'd take.
But the Bureau of Spirits, Smokes, and Spears would make them blunt the pointy ends of their sticks.