http://www.voanews.com/english/news/Iran-Shows-Off-Unmanned-Long-Range-Bomber-101251954.htmlIn a bid to be, in his own words, "More anti-semetic than Hitler," Mahmoud Ahwhateverthehellhisnameis called on the necromancer mullahs to resurrect the very same Nazi engineers who built the German V1 "Buzz Bombs" to build Iran its first UAV.
Despite steep engineering and necromantic hurdles like lack of aircraft-grade aluminum alloy and limbs falling off dead Nazi engineers at random intervals, Mahmoud Ahwhogivesas**t stated, "This is a symbol of strength for Iran and shows we thought the Jewish sections of the early 1980s
Truly Tasteless Jokes books were actually encyclopedia entries. Yes, the answer to 'What do you call six million dead Jews?' really is 'A good start.'"
Asked by one member of the Iranian press if both the UAV and the means used to build it might be considered provocative, Mahmoud Ahcantbelieveitsnotbutter responded by calling in several Revolutionary Guardsmen to strip the questioner down to his undergarments and flay the skin off his back with rusty tin snips.
No more questions were heard over the agonized howls of the reporter and Mahmoud Ahdlovesomestriesandtickets was last sen kicking a stray dog on his way to his limousine.
The response by non-government organizations has been swift. Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch called on Israel to lay supinely and bare its throat, while PETA has sent the office of the Iranian president a strongly worded letter denouncing him for animal cruelty.
