UN appoints "Leader"

[MicroBalrog]

I took "sterilize" to mean remove all possible pathogens from the aliens, or secure the aliens in a sterile environment so they don't contaminate earth.

Which wouldn't piss them off at all.

[Perd Hapley]

So you have aliens. Who are more technologically advanced than you. Who don't want to be 'fixed'.

Somehow I suspect attempting to 'fix' aliens would piss them off.

You do the maths.

If they're so stinkin' advanced, let 'em do their own durn maths.

[BReilley]

Yes, but they have to come get you to punish you.  And if you truly secede, then you really aren't part of the treaty, especially if you claim some planetary object as your sovereign ground. 

I shall represent Sealand as I forge a path into space.

[Scout26]

Maybe we can get all the UN weenies, peaceniks, hippies, and other assorted lefties onto the first ships to go visit their homeworld.


Then we laugh hysterically when the aliens find out that no matter what recipe/spices they use, those types of humans still taste bad......


Win/Win.

Aliens think humans taste bad, and we get rid of all our lefties. 



 

[Regolith]

Aliens think humans taste bad, and we get rid of all our lefties. 

Or they eat one and have a bad trip...

[Scout26]

Respectfully submitted for your perusal: a Kanamit. Height: a little over nine feet. Weight: in the neighborhood of three hundred and fifty pounds. Origin: unknown. Motives? Therein hangs the tale, for in just a moment we're going to ask you to shake hands, figuratively, with a Christopher Columbus from another galaxy and another time. This is the Twilight Zone.