Half-assed Mexican phone carry?
Hmmm... somehow I can't make it really work. I know there's a gun joke in there somewhere.
Need more coffee this AM.
A couple of decades ago I went to an office Hallowe'en party as a proctologist. We in the lab always wore lab coats anyhow and I happened to have a stethoscope at the house, so all I had to do was bring in the stethoscope, carry a pair of rubber gloves in one pocket, put a small jar of vaseline in the other, and wear the stethoscope. Very subtle, actually, especially since we all wore lab coats anyhow. "Oh, you came as a Doctor, Terry," they'd say, seeing the stethoscope. Then I'd pull out the jar of Vaseline and the rubber gloves. "Yep. I'm a proctologist."
No, I did not win the costume contest that day.
Anyhow, I remember being "corrected" about hanging my stethoscope around my neck by the earpieces, they way I'd always seen them carried. The Corrector-person told me that medicos don't carry their stethoscops that way any more, they carry them wrapped around their necks. Never made any sense to me, but yep, I saw that's the way they carried them after I started taking notice of it.
So I guess they're going back to the old way nowadays.
Fashion!
Terry, 230RN
(ETA: No, the "RN" in my handle has nothing to do with nursing.)