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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2010, 12:40:15 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 27, 2010, 11:45:44 PM
Somone recommended Taco Bell Sauce packs for the "overage" trick or treaters.  Stocked up today.

I'ma be at your house, with muchos tacos. Hope you got the Fire sauce.
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2010, 12:51:08 AM »
I try not to agree with you , but I get to Taco Bell about twice a year. Their fire sauce tub is always empty when I leave. I can't believe they sell their other stuff in stores but not the fire sauce.

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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2010, 11:01:46 AM »
Time to bust out the Romanian Silver Alloy tins for my assorted 7.62 weps...
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2010, 12:04:45 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on October 27, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
http://www.popehat.com/2010/10/26/lessons-learned-from-a-lifetime-of-sleazy-american-horror-books-and-movies/

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If you hear a solitary bassoon playing but you’re not in a concert hall, stop what you’re doing immediately.  Walk out of the building slowly, get into your car, drive to the 7/11 and buy a Slurpee.  Nothing ever happens at 7/11.



Ah...that may not be necessarily true  http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=0&pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=7-eleven&oq=7-e
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2010, 12:12:00 PM »
Also don't stop and pickup people along side of the road no matter what they are carrying:  http://video.yahoo.com/watch/268645/1802156
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2010, 12:42:18 PM »
Quote from: adively on October 28, 2010, 12:12:00 PM
Also don't stop and pickup people along side of the road no matter what they are carrying:  http://video.yahoo.com/watch/268645/1802156

That was brilliant.

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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2010, 03:01:37 PM »
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No, I do not look forward to the TSA pervs looking at my junk on the scanners...

Put a kielbasa in your shorts.

You don't have to unwrap it. Just let it warm up for an hour or two in the package beforehand.

Ladies, don't try this.

I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it.
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2010, 05:04:49 PM »
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2010, 06:50:27 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 28, 2010, 03:01:37 PM
Put a kielbasa in your shorts.


Just make sure it's in the front part of your shorts.....unless you're Mabs....then, nevermind.....
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2010, 07:37:05 PM »
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »
Ok, NOW I'm a little worried about the whole tracking uzi thing...  :laugh:
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2010, 03:02:05 PM »
I would like to propose some new rules:

31. Do not get drunk while confronting grizzly bears.
32. Do not provoke other survivors into fisticuffs in the presence of grizzly bears.
33. If you decided to shoot a grizzly bear with your Glock, please do not approach to point-black range to do it.
34. If you decided to shoot a grizzly bear with your Glock, please ensure you have extra magazines for said Glock.
35. No, second-hand smoke is not more dangerous than grizzly bears.
36. Carry road flares. And at least one knife.
37. If your brilliant plan results in your brother being locked inside your car with the grizzly bear, you are doing it wrong.

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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2010, 03:55:59 PM »
If walking in the woods with a friend and there are grizzly bears living in the vicinity the only firearm you need is a .22.   You shoot your friend in the leg which means you can outrun him.  That is all you need.
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2010, 06:26:33 PM »
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37. If your brilliant plan results in your brother being locked inside your car with the grizzly bear, you are doing it wrong.
So you want to make sure you lock him in his OWN car with the grizzly bear. Is that what you're getting at?  =D
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Re: It's Halloween time. Time for the RevDisk Safety Briefing
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2010, 07:41:36 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on December 10, 2010, 06:26:33 PM
So you want to make sure you lock him in his OWN car with the grizzly bear. Is that what you're getting at?  =D

Of course....you wouldn't want to lose control of your bodily functions in your own car, would you?...
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