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Re: TSA Super Thread
« Reply #550 on: December 10, 2010, 07:17:52 AM »
I have trouble with Swedes, Finns and Norwegians. All those blondes look alike to me.

No, I don't mean they all look alike. I mean these people really don't know the difference between India and Saudi Arabia.  =|
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Re: TSA Super Thread
« Reply #551 on: December 10, 2010, 07:52:27 AM »
I have trouble with Swedes, Finns and Norwegians. All those blondes look alike to me.

They can tell the difference in Minnesota.
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Re: TSA Super Thread
« Reply #552 on: December 10, 2010, 11:15:53 AM »
I have trouble with Swedes, Finns and Norwegians. All those blondes look alike to me.

That's because you're looking too high  =D
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Re: TSA Super Thread
« Reply #553 on: December 10, 2010, 05:08:13 PM »
http://springerlink.com/content/g6620thk08679160/

Evidently you can get plastic explosive through the backscatter machine.

And it doesn't even need to be up your bum.

You just have to shape it properly. :facepalm:
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Re: TSA Super Thread
« Reply #554 on: December 10, 2010, 08:13:42 PM »
You need the blasting caps, though. Those could be smuggled up tight and out of sight.

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Re: TSA Super Thread
« Reply #555 on: December 10, 2010, 10:59:34 PM »
You need the blasting caps, though. Those could be smuggled up tight and out of sight as part of nearly any electronic device.

No kiestering necessary.
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