The Time Of Fruits and Nuts - It is upon us.

[vaskidmark]

http://www.pal-item.com/article/20101112/NEWS01/11120313/1008/Fake-funeral-shocks-church

Ron Chappell, pastor at New Life Ministries Church of the Nazarene, said he was contacted by a member of his congregation about the death of a girl in Iowa and her mother's wish to have a funeral service.
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After Boyd finished speaking, her brother, Brian LeMaster, walked to the podium and informed everyone that the girl was not dead.

Of course the additional info on mom's pending criminal cases elsewhere just add icing to the cake.

stay safe.

[Perd Hapley]

Just great. The girl goes to all the trouble of pretending to be autistic, then faking her own death, and then this guy goes and screws everything up. Just great.

For those using Firefox, you may not be able to read the full text. I switched it to IE (IE Tab 2), and the text was then fully visible.

[vaskidmark]

Just great. The girl goes to all the trouble of pretending to be autistic, then faking her own death, and then this guy goes and screws everything up. Just great.

No!  No!  No!

MOM fakes that kiddo's daddy up and murders her.

Then mom's brother stands up and says it aint so, and here's folks on speakerphone to tell you the unvarnished truth.

And, yeah, apparently the kid is actually autistic, in a special-care facility, and quite a handful to handle.  But definately not dead.

Geez!  If you can't follow the trail of fruits & nuts ....

stay safe.

[Perd Hapley]

Nay, my good man, you've been had; duped; flim-flammed, bamboozled! The girl. She is the mastermind of this nefarious scheme!

Additionally, I wish to complain of the exorbitant rent.