Sorkin was arrested for smoking crack and also was ( I think ) the creator of the West Wing TV show that was horribly liberal biased.
A: We do not eat dogs in the USA.
B: Sarah did not hang, torture, mutilate to death the Caribou.
C: She can beat Sorkin in an arm wrestling match anyway.
from
www.imao.usTranscript from Sarah Palin’s Alaska.
SARAH PALIN: “Hello! Welcome to Sarah Palin’s Alaska, the show where you get to see the beauty of Alaska while we brutalize all the wildlife in it.”
PIPER PALIN: “I found a bunny rabbit in our backyard. I punched it in the face.”
SARAH: “Isn’t she precious? I try to instill in my children the values I was taught such as not letting nature push you around.”
WILLOW PALIN: “Die fish! Die!”
SARAH: “Willow is demonstrating a common technique of repeatedly whacking a fish against a rock and then throwing its corpse back in the lake. This tells fish to stay out of our way. Of course, you don’t always do that by killing things. The other day I took my Glock and knee-capped a moose. When other moose see him lying there bleeding, they’ll know not to mess with the Palins. If only the lame-stream media were that smart.”
TODD PALIN: “The new piano is here.”
SARAH: “Oh. Good. We really needed a new piano because already cut all the wire out of the last one to make garrotes. Last one I used to strangle a grizzly bear; I’m the only mama grizzly in these parts. Anyway, let me show you the guest we have downstairs in the basement.”
AARON SORKIN: “You’re a crazy redneck! I hope you die!”
SARAH: “We don’t like this person, so we kidnapped, put him in our basement, and are now waterboarding him.”
SORKIN: “You crazy… gurgle…”
SARAH: “You may wonder if that’s legal, but remember we’re really far away. Like if this were a live show — which it isn’t — and you wanted to run to his rescue, it would take you hours by plane just to get here. Plus, we’re a very large state and you’ll never find me. So essentially I’m above the law.”
SORKIN: “I’ll tell you anything!”
SARAH: “I think I — and the American people — have made it pretty clear we don’t care to hear anything you liberals have to say.”
SORKIN: “Somebody help me!”
PIPER: “That man is funny. I’ll get more water.”
SARAH: “Well, tune in next week when we drive around in a jeep trying to knock the heads off a caribou with a baseball bat. That’s the way we do things in Alaska, and if any of you have a problem with, remember that no one in my family would bat an eye at killing you.”
