You want the delivery by USPS, UPS, or FedEx?
Fedex as I think they're the only ones who overnight stuff packed in dry ice.
Even though she actually has all my "perfect woman" attributes, I of course totally kid on the getting the boyfriend out of the picture because
1) Having once been cheated on, I will never do anything anywhere near trying to break people up or work under the "he's no good for her" angle. I would never put another guy through the feeling being cheated on, or even having to deal with the feeling of his girl leaving him for someone else.
2) Besides being a co-worker, she's also become a good friend over the last few years and considers me her mentor. I'd be kind of a heel if I took advantage of that trust relationship.
I'd probably explore redefining our relationship if she ever broke up with her boyfriend for reasons not involving me. In the meantime she's fun to hang with as a friend and eat bacon with (to semi keep things on topic), just as long as I never become this guy:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friends,11473/