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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2011, 08:20:02 AM »
Considering that most of America is too stupid to participate in Democracy, my first act as President would be to make myself Dictator for life.
From there, I will need lawyers.  Lots of them.  They will crawl through all the laws written in the last fifty years.  And then I'll need accountants.  Any legislator that wrote laws and directly profited from them, will be sent to Detroit and have their personal fortunes confiscated. 
Nancy Pelosi will be relocatd to the nearest inner city neighborhood, and forced to live there, so she can see what she's created.
I will rename every department head "Minister".
And the White house will get stripper poles.
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2011, 12:27:42 PM »
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And the White house will get stripper poles.

Surrounded by jello pits or just the pole on a stage?
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2011, 12:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on January 11, 2011, 12:27:42 PM
Surrounded by jello pits or just the pole on a stage?

Sweet jeebus no. 




Giant pit, where the ugly strippers will be fed to Nancy Pelosi.
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2011, 02:11:25 PM »
I likes your style.  >:D
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2011, 07:04:30 PM »
One problem: I don't think "strippers" and "Nancy Pelosi" should be mentioned in the same paragraph, let alone sentence...
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2011, 07:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Strings on January 11, 2011, 07:04:30 PM
One problem: I don't think "strippers" and "Nancy Pelosi" should be mentioned in the same paragraph, let alone sentence...

Of course, you are correct. Now I hate you for supplying that mental image. That goes far beyond cruel and unusual punishment.  :facepalm:
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2011, 07:11:47 PM »
Could've been worse: could've shopped a pic of Pelosi AS a stripper, swinging a boa over her head.

Damn... now *I* need the mental bleach!
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2011, 07:22:13 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on January 11, 2011, 08:20:02 AM
And the White house will get stripper poles.

It hasn't already?
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2011, 10:10:14 PM »
Listen guys, politics is serious business. The internets is serious business too!

So this is like double squared, time cubed, serious business. So no more titillating tales of Nancy "the wild one" Pelosi.
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Re: Constitutional amendment idea
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2011, 10:47:12 PM »
any law not enforced for a period of 1 year and one day, will no longer be law.


that was easy. ;)
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