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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2011, 08:14:45 PM »
Got 18 here. They forgot to mention backyard clothes lines and wooden toys.
Clothes lines!

Imagine trying to explain to a teenager that running the dryer (if you had one) was so expensive that you'd rather leave your clothes outside to dry.

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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2011, 08:39:56 PM »
explain nothing. there going to be doing it, and thinking it's there idea. [tinfoil]

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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2011, 08:53:56 PM »
Pfffft.

There was a time when Sears would just deliver your HOUSE. (As a kit, of course.)
Yup, I know where there's one in Colchester. Actually not a bad house. Lots of detail. Kind of a "craftsman's bungalow" thing with scalloed trim all around outside.

A while back I junked a Sears & Roebuck .22 rifle my dad bought when I was a kid. It had developed a nasty way of jamming that was kind of hairy to clear, one live round kind of wrapped around another, so I decided it's days were over.
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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2011, 02:30:13 PM »
There's a bunch of those Sears Kit houses in certain areas around Denver.  Almost like every third or fourth house in some areas.

I lived in one for about twelve years.  A long time later I went to a party and I had this weird feeling throughout most of the party --sort of a half deja-vu half vertigo.  Suddenly it dawned on me:  it was a mirror image of the Sears Kit house I had lived in.

Weeeeeeeird.



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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2011, 09:22:59 AM »
Add: Beeman's gum
       full-size cars W/O power steering or power brakes or AC or FM radio or power windows....and STEEL dashboards!
       listening to The Lone Ranger on Armed Forces Radio in Eurpoe
       
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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2011, 09:29:21 AM »
I am a 25 and then some, but I wouldn't trade my age to be younger.
Just because you stepped in it don't mean you have to stand in it....just sayin'

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« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2011, 02:19:04 PM »
I would...  >:D
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« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2011, 02:36:44 PM »
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...but I wouldn't trade my age to be younger.

I'd trade everything I have.

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« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2011, 02:47:27 PM »
Damn straight and then go out and get better stuff...  ;)
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« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2011, 05:34:26 PM »
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Damn straight and then go out and get better stuff...

Hell with the stuff, it's the women I want.

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« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2011, 07:09:13 PM »
the best women don't care how old you are. they want the stuff. :laugh:

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« Reply #86 on: January 19, 2011, 07:49:03 PM »
Officially rolling in the floor...  :laugh:
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« Reply #87 on: January 19, 2011, 08:01:00 PM »
frighting thought... All of you turned back into 20 somethings and roaming in a pack...  :O
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« Reply #88 on: January 19, 2011, 08:14:50 PM »
Coccoon?  :lol:
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« Reply #89 on: January 19, 2011, 10:51:42 PM »
I was already pretty disgusting when I was in my twenties on the first go-round. Now that I know what I do, if I had a second chance...

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« Reply #90 on: January 19, 2011, 10:58:02 PM »
We may be borderline TMI here...  :laugh:
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« Reply #91 on: January 19, 2011, 10:59:20 PM »
TMI?

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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2011, 12:40:19 AM »
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
I've threatened to do this to a couple of cars I've had.  Very nearly did it on one when the stalk broke.
 
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Ignition switches on the dashboard.

Did this because it was easier than replacing the harness inside the column, but it was factory on my first car.
 
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Real ice boxes.

They make a great backup when the power goes out.  Just moving the stuff you plan to eat in the next few days from the freezer to the ice box will keep the milk fresh and the butter solid.

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Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.

You can still get these.
 
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Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.

People look at me funny when I preheat electric soldering irons that way.  I hate waiting for the darn thing to heat up.
 
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Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

That was a special time.  I call it "last year."

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1.    Blackjack chewing gum

Preferred Clove.

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2.Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water

They still sell these at HEB.  I've never thought to look for them anywhere else.

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3.  Candy cigarettes

So wonderfully non-PC in that they both glorified smoking and provided kids with a box of pure sugar to munch on.

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4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles

There are still a few of these working around town.  The barbershop comes to mind.

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5.   Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes

I'm really disappointed that the local diner has been taking them out as they fail, and yet somewhat impressed that it's taken 60+ years for most of them to die.

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6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

Coals to Newcastle; the dairy was next door.  If we wanted delivery, it would be in a bucket.

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7. Party lines on the telephone

And the unfortunate lack of any delicate way to tell the neighbors that taking the phone off the hook to avoid being disturbed during sex had some side effects.

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8. Newsreels before the movie

Beats the heck out of the "sneak previews" on a 20+ year old VHS tape.

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9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax

Wow, some that I did actually miss.

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11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last
  show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning.
(there were only 3 channels... [if
  you were fortunate])

Living on a high ridgeline, we could fiddle with the antenna rotor and tune in a couple of extra UHF channels.

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12. Peashooters

Nothing like a mesquite fork, an innertube and a pocketful of iron ore bits for turtle-smacking fun down at the stock tank.

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13. Howdy Doody

Missed it by a few years.

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14.  45 RPM records

I ran across a few of the center adapter discs in storage not too long ago.  Like Garand clips, even if you don't need any right now, you hate to lose them.

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15.  S&H greenstamps

I have no idea how much crap we got with green stamps, but it was a lot.

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16.   Hi-fi's

Still wondering where ours ended up.  It's a bit on the big side to be very lost, but it could be easily camouflaged in the storage buildings.

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17.   Metal ice trays with lever

My first apartment came with three of these...in 1996!

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18.   Mimeograph paper

One bit of nostalgia I refuse to miss.

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19.   Blue flashbulbs

I...hang on.

Yup; still got a pack of 209s.  IIRC, there's also at least one company still producing them for specialty applications that need the unholy output that only one-time-use bulbs can provide.

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20.   Packards

Not new, but I remember helping restore a couple.

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21.   Roller skate keys

Probably a couple in the box with the 45 record adapters.

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22.   Cork popguns

And of course, lost corks.  They were the Airsoft pellets of the day, finding their way into the most inaccessible places only to resurface years later.

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23.  Drive-in theaters

The Fiesta in Carlsbad NM is worth a trip.  If they'd all had a snack bar like that, there would be more of them today.

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24.  Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

A couple more I missed.  We did have a Rambler Rebel and an Opel Kadett, though, neither of which could go more than fifteen miles without adding oil.

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Re: Oldster test, see if you pass.
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2011, 12:59:57 AM »
Fun fact, Speed Queen just stopped making wringer washers about 5 years ago- they were/are hugely popular in the middle east and 3rd world countries.

Still available from Lehmans, gasoline models available for off-grid folks.

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« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2011, 06:32:06 AM »
I recall my uncle's garage, he had an auto repair shop in the garage behind the house for years. Like they worked on Model T's when they first started. Quite the history. Anyhow he had one of those old Coke machines where you opened the top and slid your bottle along the serpentine rack to the end where you paid a nickel to get it through the gate. He kinda had beer in there along with the coke. So after he retired and closed the garage he put it in his basement where it sat for the next 20 odd years. After he passed my aunt gave it to somebody. I said, "Why did you give it to him?" She says, "Oh, it was old and he really wanted it," I said, "Of course he really wanted it. It was probably worth a fortune."  [barf]
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« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2011, 12:39:28 PM »
Flit guns.  Dammit, I fogot about Flit guns.

A hot humid evening in Queens, NY, and out of maybe 20-30 neighbors out on the sidewalks and streets, listening to ball games and the kids playing stickball under the streetlights and just generally running around, and at least three or four folks would have their Flit guns out.

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« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2011, 01:21:22 PM »
Hey! What's "TMI"?

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« Reply #97 on: January 20, 2011, 01:24:03 PM »
Hey! What's "TMI"?

"To Much Information!"

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« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2011, 01:52:08 PM »
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Opel Kadett

Never owned one, drove a couple.  (German Opel, not the GM owned Isuzu name-a-like.)  Pedal to the metal, they'd shudder and shake, but you could not get them over 55.
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« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »
Never owned one, drove a couple.  (German Opel, not the GM owned Isuzu name-a-like.)  Pedal to the metal, they'd shudder and shake, but you could not get them over 55.

Why would you want to?  At 55, you only go a few minutes between oil top-offs anyway.