From the hide and cower school of tactics.

[280plus]

I'd have them hooked up to a cart or something hauling me along. 

[Doggy Daddy]

I'd have them hooked up to a cart or something hauling me along. 

And I'd be right there to release a drunken rabbit and watch the ensuing hilarity.   

DD

[slugcatcher]

You know, I feel that this is an actually useful (and fund) avenue of research. After all, we need to know what office supplies provide the best cover in case our workplaces get attacked by spree shooters.

The answer is, of course, that we need to do more research.

Who's up for getting more filing cabinets off Craigslist and shooting them?

I smell government grant money! What forms do I need to fill out?

[280plus]

And I'd be right there to release a drunken rabbit and watch the ensuing hilarity.   

DD

Awesome! I'd like to see that myself. On the video later of course.

[roo_ster]

Yet another reason I love were I work. Hell, I doubt i'd make it to bad guy first.

I love big protective dogs that go on there own instincts. 

A buddy of my CCWs at work.  He always thought that if someone went postal, entering from the front door, he'd have to break out his .32ACP, make his way all the way to the front from the back, and do his best.

The, he went to lunch with the secretarial/HR gals, the subject of guns came up, and it turns out those little old ladies are packing Glock 19s, .357mag K-frames, & such.

He has now revised his plan to, "Duck under desk, call 911, and come out after the gals have riddled the goblin with holes."

[Doggy Daddy]

Awesome! I'd like to see that myself. On the video later of course.

Good attitude.  Laughter promotes healing.   

DD

[280plus]

Yea, wait till the pain kilers wear off before you show it to me.   

[MechAg94]

He has now revised his plan to, "Duck under desk, call 911, and come out after the gals have riddled the goblin with holes."

Probably a good plan.  His 32 isn't going to add much to that and he would then be out of ammo.