You people don't know how good a salad can be... *shakes head*
Place bowl on flat surface.
Toss in lettuce plus any of the following: black olives, diced red onion, tomatoes, croutons, shredded cheese
Recipe One - Mexican salad
ground beef
Mix in garlic, onion, cayenne pepper, pepper, chili powder, cumin
Toss nacho chips into bowl with lettuce and accessories
Pour ground beef over llettuce and accessories
Pour taco sauce or salsa over ground beef
Recipe Two - Asian salad
Cook chicken 80%
Cube
Pour lower salt soy sauce over chicken in pan
Add garlic, onion (preferably powdered)
Stir until cooked to taste
Dump over lettuce and accessories
Recipe Three - Old Bay salad
Toss chicken in container with olive oil, Old Bay, pepper and bit of lemon juice
Wait 10, 15 minutes
Cook chicken, cut into slabs
Dump over lettuce and accessories
A salad ain't a proper salad unless it has meat.