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Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« on: January 28, 2011, 02:58:12 PM »
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 03:15:52 PM »
I'm thinking "defeat Chuck Norris in a kicking contest" is about it. Of course, the bacon might distract Chuck...Wait...
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 03:30:14 PM »
Hurray for bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  =D =D =D
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 03:42:09 PM »
"bacon's suductive powers."

Oh, yes!

My HS best friend was also broken by bacon. Beanie is one of those people that honest to god just doesn't like meat that much. She is a bread person. So, when she went vegitarian in college, it wasn't so difficult... Until the bacon...

Took about three years, which I assume was more due to college cafateria food that could not tempt her. But her dads pan of bacon, on a vacation home, broke her and broke her hard.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 05:06:00 PM »
My SIL swears that if you steal 2 pieces of bacon, find a dead cat and something about a full moon.  It will get rid of warts.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2011, 05:28:42 PM »
If bacon is a gateway drug, what meat equates to heroin?

Bacon = pot (I think it is more like crack)

? = heroin
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2011, 05:29:24 PM »
Quote from: scanr on January 28, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
My SIL swears that if you steal 2 pieces of bacon, find a dead cat and something about a full moon.  It will get rid of warts.

I bet she also believes "free refills for life" really are.  :laugh:

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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2011, 06:04:28 PM »
Has bacon converted any Muslims yet?
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2011, 08:44:21 PM »
Quote from: scanr on January 28, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
My SIL swears that if you steal 2 pieces of bacon, find a dead cat and something about a full moon.  It will get rid of warts.

Don't forget the chant.  You cant be rid of warts without doing the chant.

"Bacon fat bacon fat injun meal shorts,
Swing a dead cat and swaller these warts."
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2011, 08:47:13 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on January 28, 2011, 06:04:28 PM
Has bacon converted any Muslims yet?

What? Who? Me? No. 
I've been Chaldean since the 17th century.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2011, 09:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 28, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
If bacon is a gateway drug, what meat equates to heroin?

Bacon = pot (I think it is more like crack)

? = heroin
pulled pork
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2011, 09:08:42 PM »
Nah.  Not pulled pork.  Fresh cracklins.  That's your meat heroin right there.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2011, 09:31:09 PM »
cracklins is crack, keep your drugs straight man. ;) now then, what food is acid? [tinfoil] i could use some good visions(aka hallucinations), for a change of pace. :angel:
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2011, 10:01:19 PM »
That would be Jamon Iberico Bellota from Spain.  I have never had it, but I want to.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2011, 10:44:37 PM »
:O too rich for my blood. :facepalm:
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2011, 10:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Tuco on January 28, 2011, 08:44:21 PM
Don't forget the chant.  You cant be rid of warts without doing the chant.

"Bacon fat bacon fat injun meal shorts,
Swing a dead cat and swaller these warts."


 =D =D =D
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2011, 11:05:56 PM »
Quote from: sanglant on January 28, 2011, 09:31:09 PM
now then, what food is acid? [tinfoil] i could use some good visions(aka hallucinations), for a change of pace. :angel:

Moldy rye bread.

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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2011, 08:40:25 AM »
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Some have dubbed 2011 as the Year of Meat. BaconToday.com is a veritable daily bacon news source. And in New York can you find Bacon-Palooza, an event NPR covered on All Things Considered last year.

It's going to be a good year.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2011, 10:27:00 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 28, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
If bacon is a gateway drug, what meat equates to heroin?

Bacon = pot (I think it is more like crack)

? = heroin

Baked country ham......  :P
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2011, 05:33:41 PM »
I figure as long as we got cuspids and bicuspids, we should be eating meat.

And plenty of it.

Potatoes optional.

Gravy recommended but not mandatory.

And crumbled bacon must be in every salad.

And plenty of it.

That's what I think.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2011, 01:01:21 PM »
it worked for me, I was a vegetarian-and decided to try a BLT. it was instant addiction
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2011, 01:04:57 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on January 29, 2011, 05:33:41 PM
I figure as long as we got cuspids and bicuspids, we should be eating meat.

And plenty of it.

Potatoes optional.

Gravy recommended but not mandatory.

And crumbled bacon must be in every salad.

And plenty of it.

That's what I think.

You forgot the beans
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2011, 03:59:34 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 30, 2011, 01:04:57 PM
You forgot the beans
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Bacon and Beans, the Cowboy staple  =)
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2011, 05:04:44 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 28, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
If bacon is a gateway drug, what meat equates to heroin?

Bacon = pot (I think it is more like crack)

? = heroin

Venison, any venison.  Cut into skewerable sized chunks.  Soak in McCormick's Meat Marinade according to the directions for at least 2 hours.  Shake the bag every 20-30 minutes.

Wrap said chunks in the cheapest, fattiest bacon (I get the $.89 package at Aldi, it almost has meat in the fat) you can find.  Impale on skewers and put in/on fire (grill) until the bacon looks really cooked.

Eat the best tasting meat your ever eaten.  Nothing will ever come close.  Nothing.  Ever.

It's meat heroin.

Various and Assorted Veggies on skewers optional.
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Re: Bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians.
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2011, 06:26:37 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 28, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
If bacon is a gateway drug, what meat equates to heroin?

Bacon = pot (I think it is more like crack)

? = heroin

Quote from: seeker_two on January 29, 2011, 10:27:00 AM
Baked country ham......  :P

Ham hocks and beans!!

On a side note, could one freebase bacon grease?
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