I love my doggies. I share many tidbits of human food.
But no bacon. Why? Well, simple really, I DON'T share MY BACON!!!!!!!
One evening, after a night on the town, my friends and I decided to wrap up the evening with a late night meal at a local breakfast-served-open-to-close diner. One of the guys reached over to swipe a slice of bacon off my plate.
He almost lost his hand.
Do not ever touch my bacon
and we can always be friends.