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Re: Oh God, Oh God, We're All Going to Die
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2011, 11:37:08 PM »
Around here we have school zones and school crossings.  School zones are the street directly adjacent to school property.  I believe there also has to be access to the school property from the street for it to qualify as a school zone.  School zones are 15 mph.

We also have school crossings.  A school crossing is a pedestrian crossing that is commonly used by students on their way to and from school.  School crossings can be some distance from the actual school.  School crossings are 25 mph.

Zone and crossing beginnings are all pretty well marked.  Some are only in effect during posted hours, some use flashing yellow lights, and yet others are in effect "when children are present."  The latter is a real PIA.  So, while passing through a "when children are present zone", you have to search for kids instead of minding your driving and guess their ages.  The ends of the zones are not always marked with an end of zone sign.  You just keep going 15 or 25 until you get to a regular speed sign, then return to that marked speed.

The result of all this is that most people just cruise right through the zones at regular speed.

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Re: Oh God, Oh God, We're All Going to Die
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2011, 04:42:19 AM »
Around here we have school zones and school crossings.  School zones are the street directly adjacent to school property.  I believe there also has to be access to the school property from the street for it to qualify as a school zone.  School zones are 15 mph.

Tolar TX is a pretty good example of a speed trap town; US377 goes from 70 to 65 to 45 as you enter, then a 35MPH school zone on weekdays, because there's a school 3 blocks off the highway.  There's usually a cop watching, too, even though they only have a population of 504, their "police department" consists of one paid cop and two "reserves." (Meaning two guys who wasted the money on all the TCLEOSE training and certification, and can't even get a real department to hire them as meter maids, and somehow think that unpaid "reserve experience" driving Tolar's one police car while the real cop's asleep will help with their job prospects.  It's quite telling that their city website's police department section only lists 911 (which goes to the sheriff's department) and the sheriff's department non-emergency number.)

They almost lost that a couple years ago, though, when their "real" cop tried to forcibly arrest a sheriff's deputy for evading arrest.  Seems the deputy went through code 3, and the local pursued; the deputy thought he was getting backup, but ended up having to subdue and cuff the local so he could deal with the original call.  Needless to say, they no longer have a very good relationship with the only department that might ever be in a position to back them up.


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Re: Oh God, Oh God, We're All Going to Die
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2011, 09:36:37 AM »
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