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For all you computer professionals
« on: February 07, 2011, 10:52:50 AM »
There has to be a reason these two appear one after the other:

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history -- with the possible exceptions of hand guns and tequila.

-- Mitch Ratliffe

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

-- Nathanie Borenstein


There are others.  http://www.thecorememory.com/html/selected_quotes.html  The others are also good.

stay safe.
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Re: For all you computer professionals
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 12:17:57 PM »
"Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced by unskilled labor. "
- Wernher Von Braun

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