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TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« on: February 11, 2011, 11:04:30 AM »
Totally professional, they're not motivated in the least to single-out the hawt people for a grope and a tickle. ;/

http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2011/02/08/stay-classy-tsa/

Amy Sullivan from Time magazine:


Not a model, but certainly hawt enough.  Yeah, she's a lib blogger and highly critical of anything conservative, and in general hasn't come across a Statist welfare program that she doesn't like... but I defend her right to not be groped by non-sworn lowest common denominator "agents" of the State.
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 11:16:54 AM »
And this once again reminds me why I don't let female family members or friends fly without escorts. :(


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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 12:31:56 PM »
I'm pretty much done with flying commercial airlines. I can take the train (still an easy pleasant way to travel for now) or I can drive, or I just won't go.
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 11:36:55 PM »
Not a model, but certainly hawt enough. 

Meh. Hot enough for the T&A TSA, I suppose.
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 12:12:32 AM »
I'm pretty much done with flying commercial airlines. I can take the train (still an easy pleasant way to travel for now) or I can drive, or I just won't go.

Haven't heard of the VIPER teams yet, have you? Won't be long before you will encounter TSA checkpoints on the roads, too...





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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 06:00:00 AM »
Haven't heard of the VIPER teams yet, have you? Won't be long before you will encounter TSA checkpoints on the roads, too...


Yup - those who've been saying, "Well, if you don't want to be stripseached, you don't have to fly!" have no response for TSA's VIPR teams, being deployed to more and more bus and train stations.  Leaving aside the INDISPUTABLE FACT that the right of American citizens to fly domestically has been confirmed repeatedly by the Supreme Court and has been codified into Federal law by Congress, even ceding the airports to these unConstitutional violations of our rights won't keep those mouthbreathers from peeping or groping us in the name of "security".  Ultimately, unless they're put in their place quite firmly, they *WILL* end up working road checkpoints "in order to keep America safe".   [barf]

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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2011, 11:06:42 AM »
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I don't let female family members or friends fly without escorts.

Fixed. What's the point of escorting them? Having an escort doesn't save them from receiving the indignity imposed upon everyone who wishes to fly. I escort my female loved ones away from the molesters at airports entirely.
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 01:29:58 PM »
I'm going to start offering my services as an aviator to start an underground airline :lol:

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Fixed. What's the point of escorting them? Having an escort doesn't save them from receiving the indignity imposed upon everyone who wishes to fly. I escort my female loved ones away from the molesters at airports entirely.

This. WTF difference is it going to make if you are standing there while the TSAtards leer at them? You even speak back to a TSA agent and they throw your ass in jail.

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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2011, 06:59:34 PM »
I'm pretty much done with flying commercial airlines. I can take the train (still an easy pleasant way to travel for now) or I can drive, or I just won't go.

My feelings exactly.

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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 10:03:34 PM »
I retired from an airline and fly for free but you will have to hold a gun to my head to get me to go through the gestapo shakedown at an airport.  If I want to go somewhere, I jump in the truck, hook up the RV and hit the road....chris3

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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 11:21:59 PM »
I'm pretty much done with flying commercial airlines. I can take the train (still an easy pleasant way to travel for now) or I can drive, or I just won't go.

Yep, might be heading to KC for a few days in early March.  Amtrak is $61 one way, about the same travel time if you factor in getting to the airport and going through security theater, but without getting probulated by the TSA.



And sorry, but Amy Sullivan is NOT Hawt or even hot.  Not quite  [barf] but close.   
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 07:24:58 AM »
Yep, might be heading to KC for a few days in early March.  Amtrak is $61 one way, about the same travel time if you factor in getting to the airport and going through security theater, but without getting probulated by the TSA.

After doing the math, you might find that driving (esp. if you pack a cooler of food & beverage) might even be a little cheaper, a lot less hassle, and you end up having your own car instead of renting a car or cab....


And sorry, but Amy Sullivan is NOT Hawt or even hot.  Not quite  [barf] but close.   



Hey.....I would have done her.....  ;)
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2011, 10:28:51 AM »
I'm going to start offering my services as an aviator to start an underground airline :lol:

How far "underground?"

If mostly a few feet into the turf at the crash site, no thanks.
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 12:45:40 PM »
Yes, overground is much preferred when talking about airlines. 

That reminds me of the old joke that a small private plane crashed in a graveyard near Texas A&M.  Reports from local authorities stated that 327 bodies had been recovered from the crash site and they were still searching. 
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Re: TSA: "I was gonna do her!"
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2011, 09:36:33 PM »
After doing the math, you might find that driving (esp. if you pack a cooler of food & beverage) might even be a little cheaper, a lot less hassle, and you end up having your own car instead of renting a car or cab....


I'm staying with friends, so they are picking me from the train station and bringing me back.  I really don't want to do a ~ten hour drive.  Sitting back and reading/sleeping for 6.5 hours while someone else "drives"  sounds much better to me.   The Naperville train station is under 10 minutes from my house, I might take a cab there, just so my car stays at home.   A backpack with a couple of changes of clothes, meds and personal hygiene items and I'm good. 

Anybody on here in KC ??
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