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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2011, 03:52:07 PM »
You should work for: Stasi - East Germany. 75%

Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity.

Next in line...
KGB 70%
MI6 50%
CIA 45%
DGSE 40%
Mossad 10%



Test needs improvement, for instance, "When was your height?" should have had the answer "Now." Also needs a wider selection of intel agencies....  GCHQ, AIA, AIS, DIA, CSS, GRU, ONI, NRO, etc.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2011, 04:51:35 PM »
Test definately needs some work.

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Your Result: Stasi-East Germany. 98%

Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity.


Forget "next in line".  There are no others.  And that "basic feelings of humanity"?  What's them?

All I can say is "At last, test results thatt are accurate!"  Well, this one, and the MMPI, and the Hare Test of Sociopathy, and the California Cognitive Assessment of Criminality, and those others the nice men in the white dinner jackets asked me to take. :-X

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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2011, 05:20:35 PM »
 
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Hippie chicks are cool 

Love long dresses and long hair 


Most of the questions didn't have an answer that fit me.  Like exercise - none of the above, but I hike and ride horses and cut & split wood and fix fences and haul hay, etc.


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And you only got 22%?


Good thing they didn't ask:
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Do you carry a six-shooter around with you all the time?

___Yes

___No

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___Doesn't everybody?

Would'a been good for a -12, I would guess.


 
 
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2011, 06:16:40 PM »
All your vodhka are belong to us!  :mad:


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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2011, 08:37:56 PM »
Six shooter?

Answer is no. 8+1 is my minimum.  :angel:
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2011, 10:40:55 PM »
Your Result: Stasi-East Germany 84%
"Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity."

I can live with that.   >:D
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2011, 11:26:03 PM »
Your Result: CIA-USA
 
Cautious, orthodox, you are the textbook intelligence officer. While you might sometimes go overboard or even miss obvious clues, you have a consistency that will always help you finish the job.

Well, I guess I had to answer them truthfully. ;/
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2011, 11:48:31 PM »
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What intelligence agency should you work for ?
Your Result: Stasi-East Germany
 Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity.  
CIA-USA  
Mossad-Israel  
KGB-USSR  
DGSE-France  
MI6-UK


That's how the guys on the dept would describe me.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2011, 12:03:26 AM »
Your Result: MI6-UK
 

Old school, sophisticated, you know how to play this dirty, gritty game while never seeming to stupe to your opponents leval. The rest of them are bloody amateurs to you.






Whoever wrote that quiz needs a bloody spell check.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2011, 12:16:42 AM »
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Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity
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I am not the least bit bitter.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2011, 12:19:14 AM »
19% hippie.  The whole babysling thing, and not being offended at being called a hippie.  I probably would have been scored even more of a hippie if I'd checked yoga instead of weightlifting.  I do both, and that wasn't an option, nor was running.  So I chose weightlifting because I do that for the fun of it--and not even the whole light weight/high rep thing that runners are supposed to do, whereas yoga I do for injury avoidance (although I sure do enjoy it).

I'll have to do the other one later.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2011, 01:14:48 AM »
Mossad, 79%:
You are a genuine badass, albeit a major showoff. Your courage and ability to take risks can be both a great stregnth and weakness. Just don't get so cocky.....

And I always considered myself a rather humble sex symbol.  ???  :lol:
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2011, 04:34:19 AM »
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What intelligence agency should you work for ?
Your Result: Mossad-Israel
 

You are a genuine badass, albeit a major showoff. Your courage and ability to take risks can be both a great stregnth and weakness. Just don't get so cocky.....
Stasi-East Germany   
 
DGSE-France   
 
CIA-USA   
 
MI6-UK   
 
KGB-USSR   

Gahhh, I would shoot myself before going to work for the Frogs....
 
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2011, 09:51:24 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on February 20, 2011, 04:34:19 AM
Gahhh, I would shoot myself before going to work for the Frogs....
 
You know they blew up the Greenpeace boat, right?  >:D
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2011, 11:17:52 AM »
What intelligence agency should you work for ?
Your Result: Stasi-East Germany
 
Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity.

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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2011, 02:45:35 PM »
No, I am not a hippie.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2011, 09:31:48 PM »
Stasi, with Mossad a close second.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2011, 09:48:45 PM »
Your Result: Stasi-East Germany
 
Ruthlessness, coldness, and bitterness. Is there any other way to describe you? You are the most "effective" spy there is, albeit at a cost of your basic feelings of humanity.

MI6-UK   
CIA-USA   
DGSE-France   
Mossad-Israel   
KGB-USSR   
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #68 on: February 20, 2011, 10:05:15 PM »
Btw, stasi with kgb a distant second.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #69 on: February 21, 2011, 03:42:50 PM »
I got 5%, but I'm at least approximately 20%
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #70 on: February 21, 2011, 04:22:31 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 19, 2011, 03:33:08 PM
screw the hippy quiz!!!

Take this one!
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What intelligence agency should you work for ?

Your Result: MI6-UK

Old school, sophisticated, you know how to play this dirty, gritty game while never seeming to stupe to your opponents leval. The rest of them are bloody amateurs to you.

I think I might place more credence in this quiz if the author at least knew how to spell "stoop" and "level." And "opponent's" as used in the above was a possessive, not a plural.

Speaking of bloody amateurs ...
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #71 on: February 21, 2011, 04:24:37 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 19, 2011, 08:37:56 PM
Six shooter?

Answer is no. 8+1 is my minimum.  :angel:

7+1. 8-round 1911 magazines are unreliable.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #72 on: February 21, 2011, 05:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 21, 2011, 04:24:37 PM
7+1. 8-round 1911 magazines are unreliable.

Wilson is. Chips are good too.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2011, 03:17:02 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 21, 2011, 05:16:11 PM
Wilson is. Chips are good too.

McCormicks?  I had several of those for my Kimber (full-sized 1911), and they ran without a hitch.
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Re: Are you a Hippie ??
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2011, 03:21:42 PM »
Yeah.

The only issue we've had with the chips have been from bent feed lips. Which is our fault.
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