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Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« on: February 23, 2011, 07:32:59 AM »
http://radio.woai.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=119078&article=8203908

"A measure filed by State Rep. Lois Kolkhorst (R-Brenham) would allow any law enforcement agency that has custody of an illegal immigrant to take the illegal to 'the office of a U.S. Senator or Representative' and leave them there."

Heh.

Maybe that'll get their attention.

Next bill ought to be one that allows hospitals & ERs to dump illegals on the front lawns of congresscritters and that authorizes state & local cops to jimmy the lock of the congresscritter's new Mercedes, so the the illegals going into labor can find comfort on the sweet new leather seats (instead of on the backs of taxpayers).
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 08:16:58 AM »
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 09:38:42 AM »
Question:  Are the Texas Senators and Congressmen the ones standing in the way of dealing with this?  Can we ship them to the houses of Senators in other states?
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2011, 01:04:18 PM »
Can we ship them to the houses of Senators in other states?
As long as we're shipping them anyway, maybe we should check UPS rates to states like Yucatan, Chiapas, Campeche, Tabasco . . .  =D
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 05:50:29 PM »
Mmmm, Tabasco.
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 09:43:42 PM »
As long as we're shipping them anyway, maybe we should check UPS rates to states like Yucatan, Chiapas, Campeche, Tabasco . . .  =D

They'd just walk back.  Somalia, OTOH, needs healthy people.

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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 11:34:23 PM »
They'd just walk back.  Somalia, OTOH, needs healthy people.

Who will take jobs that the Somalis won't take, for lower wages, and manage to send part of their pay home anyway.

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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 07:20:56 AM »
Who will take jobs that the Somalis won't take, for lower wages, and manage to send part of their pay home anyway.

stay safe.

Well, if the boat I was sailing on past Somalia then got hijacked by pirates, at least I could speak with them, then.

And the Somalis would have more & better cuisine.
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 08:57:05 AM »
They'd just walk back.  Somalia, OTOH, needs healthy people.
Good point . . . although you'll notice the states I named were chosen for their distance from our border.  ;)
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 03:34:19 PM »
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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2011, 04:43:24 AM »
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2011, 01:10:58 PM »