Author Topic: According to some, I'm now the chief communist... (Read 5114 times)

K Frame · « **on:** March 28, 2006, 04:50:49 AM »

I became president of my homeowner's association at last night's meeting.

According to some (including a former poster here), I'm now the center of all that is evil and wrong in the world today.

So, to keep up everyone's expectations, I immediately disbanded the rest of the board and seized the property of all immigrants in the community.

It's going to be a good year...

El Tejon · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2006, 04:55:50 AM »

Did you send the kulaks to Siberia and take their livestock?

Did you confiscate the crops of the peasants and force them to eat the bark and leaves of the trees so you could sell the crops for tanks and missles?

Keep up the good work. As long as you ban hilljacks from parking on their lawns, send notices about leaving trash cans out overnight and send the secret police out after people who leave Christmas lights out after January 6th, I will support whatever crimes, er, I mean reforms you institute. Power to the Soviets!

Na Zapat,

Mech Stalina, Barsook

RevDisk · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2006, 04:59:52 AM »

All hail the glorious leader!

mtnbkr · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:04:44 AM »

You were the center of all that's evil before you became dictator, I mean President, for life...

El T, like most communists, he's a hypocrite, he comes to my house (different HOA) to change his oil rather than doing it in his own parking space (mumbling something about setting an example, Lord knows what example that is...). In retaliation, I'm going to park my truck on his postage stamp front yard (it'll cover every inch). I should've kept the Nissan for that task though, not only is it ugly, it leaks several fluids. Perfect for white trash photo ops.

Chris

Scout26 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:05:50 AM »

Let the Purges begin !!!

K Frame · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:08:12 AM »

I'm going to be banning guns in the community first. Except for mine, of course.

K Frame · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:11:29 AM »

Hey untouchable peon (mtnbkr),

I change my oil in your driveway because anything I spill actually adds to the protective coating that the Altima laid down.

I'd not care one whit if you were to park your truck on my lawn.

Except....

that you'd have to park on top of my Japanese Maple tree.

No one, under any circumstances, EFFS with my Japanese Maple.

"mumbling something about setting an example, Lord knows what example that is..."

Actually, the example I'm setting is the example that I don't have a driveway. My parking lot is association property, and no, there are no car repairs or maintenance on association property. That's one thing I actually agree with. I find it to be just inconvenient as all hell, but I agree with it.

Chris' driveway, on the other hand, is HIS driveway. It's not HOA property.

But let's be completely honest...

The reason I change my oil at his place?

Why not do my work in the barrio, and leave the upscale communities, such as mine, looking nice and neat and proper...

mtnbkr · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:19:31 AM »

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send the secret police out after people who leave Christmas lights out after January 6th

That's my wife's pet peeve.

Personally, I have better things to worry about, but my wife, being a stay at home mom, spends her time watching TV and eating bon bons.

Chris

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:23:34 AM »

Mike, we don't think you're a communist. Why would we insult them so?

Brad

K Frame · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:30:56 AM »

The knocking on your door will be my secret po-po, Mr. Johnson...

charby · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:31:47 AM »

Quote from: El Tejon

Keep up the good work. As long as you ban hilljacks from parking on their lawns, send notices about leaving trash cans out overnight and send the secret police out after people who leave Christmas lights out after January 6th, I will support whatever crimes, er, I mean reforms you institute. Power to the Soviets!

sounds like target practice for the Irwin Red Army that will be invading your HOA in the near future.

Take no pink flamingos or yard globes prisoner.

Actually shooting out (PC Alert) late December lights sounds like fun. Tongue

C

RevDisk · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:35:57 AM »

Quote from: mtnbkr

You were the center of all that's evil before you became dictator, I mean President, for life...

El T, like most communists, he's a hypocrite, he comes to my house (different HOA) to change his oil rather than doing it in his own parking space (mumbling something about setting an example, Lord knows what example that is...). In retaliation, I'm going to park my truck on his postage stamp front yard (it'll cover every inch). I should've kept the Nissan for that task though, not only is it ugly, it leaks several fluids. Perfect for white trash photo ops.

Chris

You dare speak of the Glorious Leader like that? Counterrevolutionary scum! The Glorious Leader was honouring your house, and you dare threaten his Japanese Maple tree? If you beg for mercy, perhaps you will be let off easy with a few decades in the gulags. The Glorious Leader is merciful, as well as wise and victorious. All hail the Glorious Leader!

K Frame · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:38:50 AM »

To quote Stewie, from Family Guy...

When I become emperor, your death will be quick and painless.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:41:36 AM »

[cassoulet-nazi]no more cassoulet for you![/c-n]
Wink

Chris

K Frame · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:45:15 AM »

My secret police all know how to whip out a mean cassoulet made from the youngest, most tender babies, kittens, and puppies.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:49:41 AM »

They can't terrorize the populace AND cook cassoulet at the same time. There aren't enough hours in the day. You have to choose...

Chris

K Frame · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:55:14 AM »

As we proved, you only need two people to cook a cassoulet, and my secret police are many in number.

It truly makes me shudder to think of the people with whom I associated before I became the exaulted leader.

I'll have to have the historians do a little "adjustment" on the official record. Stalin had the right idea. If someone pisses you off, eliminate their existence...

El Tejon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2006, 06:20:21 AM »

MB, you will meet your Thermidor, counterrevolutionary! Glorious Leader's use of your driveway can be explained by the scientific theory of Marxism-Irwinism, i.e. the massy mass of species being is socialism defined. I.e., what is mine is mine, what is yours, we share!

Mech Irwinova!

mtnbkr · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2006, 06:31:08 AM »

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you only need two people to cook a cassoulet, and my secret police are many in number

True, but we saw how much you could put away, you'll need legions to maintain that pace...

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what is mine is mine, what is yours, we share!

Been talking to my daughter?

Chris

El Tejon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2006, 06:32:45 AM »

Your daughter? No, have been talking with the IRS and the Indiana Department of Revenue. Cheesy

K Frame · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2006, 06:56:07 AM »

Mtnbkr's daughter...

The only mortal that the exaulted, great, magnificent, beloved leader fears...

charby · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2006, 07:07:26 AM »

I found the press release picture of the new HOA president!

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2006, 07:10:12 AM »

Hijack!
I'm going to hijack this thread!

Hey mtnbkr:
Aren't you in Manassas?
coupla q's for ya:
Firstly, what zips are good to live in there? Any areas to stay away from?
From afar it looks like the market is tanking out there. What's the reality on the ground?

Also, not directly related to your area, per se.....
If one were to buy some land within about 3 hours or so....recreational hunting/fishing/cabin type land....what areas would one look at? Just morbid curiousity.

Back on topic....HOA's are communist organizations, but you know its there when you move in, so I've no sympathy. Its like buying from Walmart and then complaing about outsourcing....or driving a lifted SUV and complaining about the cost of gas.

K Frame · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2006, 07:23:51 AM »

"HOA's are communist organizations"

Spoken truly as someone who has no concept about how HOAs are organized or run.

So sorry, try again.

And, if you're planning on moving to Northern Virginia, good luck in avoiding HOAs.

charby · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2006, 07:28:33 AM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin

"HOA's are communist organizations"

Spoken truly as someone who has no concept about how HOAs are organized or run.

So sorry, try again.

And, if you're planning on moving to Northern Virginia, good luck in avoiding HOAs.

I used to think the same thing until I moved in to my current neighborhood, junked cars in people's backyards, mobile home added on to to make a house, things like that that make the neighborhood look like crap. HOA aren't a bunch of Nazis they are a organization that sets up standards for how the neighboor/development will look, etc. These rules can be all sorts of levels, not all HOA are the same.

Charby

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