Infidels! You shall not defile the sacred land of fistfulstan, nor sacreligiously capitalize The Name, without feeling the wrath of fisful! In the jihad you shall be routed utterly, and made slaves to fistful's faithful. Surely, all those who come against fistful, He shall break their faces and pound their bones into very dust, and the length and horror of their suffering on the Last Day, and after, shall be much multiplied.
Lo, but all those who shall turn and go in the way of fistful and of his prophet (who is also fistful), shall He forgive and shall welcome them into His paradise where the rivers of Virgil's (TM) brand root beer shall never end, nor the supply of free ammo and sweet guns. For fistful is compassionate, merciful.
Were fistful not himself the last prophet, he would apologize to Mohammed for this plagiarism.