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K Frame

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« on: April 06, 2006, 05:00:22 PM »
a kid I can adopt temporarily?

Mtnbkr won't let me claim his daughter on my tax return. I figure as much as she's beaten on me in the last year I should at least be able to claim a partial pain and suffering deduction!
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2006, 05:50:25 PM »
i have 2 but their ssn numbers are already linked to my ssn deductions

mayhaps you can find a beagle with papers

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2006, 06:10:10 PM »
I wish I could deduct my two dogs, espeically after I spent nearly $3,000 on Ruger in vet bills in December.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2006, 06:47:22 PM »
isn't that a deductible upgrade expense for your therapy animal?
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2006, 07:03:55 PM »
You can have my sister.  Though she's not really a kid anymore, and she gets a bit...rowdy...when she's off her meds. Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2006, 11:03:36 PM »
I'd let you adopt me, but I've already been claimed for this year.
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2006, 01:28:24 AM »
Don't have any children . . . that I know about.Cheesy
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