Smartassery from the tower:
"Start your base turn right now and keep it really tight, cleared touch and go. You're inside of a heavy DC8 on a five mile final."
Dude rolls out on short final.....heavy bearing down on the cessna....heavy pipes in "Objects in your mirror are larger than they appear! Move your ass!!"
Delta on the downwind misses two of my calls. Grabassing in the
cockpit flight deck I suppose.
"Delta one two three four, Turn
left heading 0-9-0, descend and maintain Niner thousand"
"Roger Approach.
Right 0-9-0, niner thousand.....hey, there's a mountain out here!"
"Delta one two three four, that's why I said left.
Your other left. Turn left heading 0-9-0 now!"
Someone keys up randomly, SWA who I was trying to vector DAL to follow, I suspect...."I bet you're paying attention now, Delta!"