Scout, my brother lives in IL too, down closer to St. Louis. But he lives in the sticks and is buddies with the local LEOs, so doesn't have many issues with his guns. Shoots with most of the cops in fact.
I believe if I were in your shoes (or in your state anyway), I'd just move. But I can do what I do from almost anywhere so a paycheck isn't really an issue for me. And my kids are adults.
Wow. No guns and you freeze your a$$ off 10 months out of the year. Ugh.