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This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« on: July 03, 2011, 08:10:48 AM »
So I'm driving west on 44th Avenue coming out of Golden and in Wheat Ridge I spot a laundromat I never noticed before.  Since I usually drop off my laundry, I made a note of it to try them out, but I noticed they had an error in their signage.

It wasn't until about five blocks later that I "got" it.  The sign said,

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  rop off
D
Laundry


I gotta try them out, now.

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« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 08:16:22 AM by 230RN »
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 09:44:14 AM »
???
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 09:48:21 AM »
???

[D]rop off d' laundry.

Say it with an accent.

and the "d" got dropped off. :lol:

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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 10:42:38 AM »
Oooooookay. I got that drop off "d" laundry part BUT it reads as "Rop off" and that ruined the pun for me and I was looking for something more... Just not my brand of humor I guess.
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 12:14:38 PM »
Years ago a new business opened up in a strip mall not to far from me.  The name was:

Vide (a circle safe combination dial was here)
Vault

My wife and I looked at that for the longest time trying to figure out what a vide vault was.  She then looked at me and said video vault.  Duh!!  They went out of business, I guess no one else could figure out what a vide vault was.
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 12:18:48 PM »
Oooooookay. I got that drop off "d" laundry part BUT it reads as "Rop off" and that ruined the pun for me and I was looking for something more... Just not my brand of humor I guess.

The D was "dropped".

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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 12:28:38 PM »
The D was "dropped".
I understand, I just don't find it funny or a very good pun.
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 12:45:07 PM »
I understand, I just don't find it funny or a very good pun.

I thought puns were supposed to be bad  ;)
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 01:06:28 PM »
I still don't get it.
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 06:08:15 PM »
I still don't get it.

"Drop of The Laundry" - said with an accent.

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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 12:15:17 AM »
There used to be an interior lighting store in Plano Texas called Light Motif.

Which I always assumed was a pun on "leitmotif"
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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 02:47:10 AM »
... shakes head ...


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Re: This ole boy is gettin' a little slow on the uptake
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 10:38:55 AM »
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