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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2011, 11:17:59 PM »
Here's a hint:

Get a dog if you want a "thinks it's a dog" kind of cat.  Cats like that are rare.  That's why cats are cats (and are hated), and dogs are dogs (and are loved).

We had four cats.  One ran off.  Half of them (two of the remaining ones) act like dogs.  They just follow you around and cuddle with you.  They also snuggle up to the dogs in the winter around the fireplace.

Pretty rare.  My wife thinks it has to do with how snuggly I was with them as kittens.

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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2011, 02:53:39 AM »
Cats are Citizens.

Dogs are Subjects.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2011, 06:57:11 AM »
Cats are Citizens.

Dogs are Subjects.

Either one can be made into delicious entrees in a pinch.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2011, 09:43:20 AM »
Cats are Citizens Welfare Recipients.

Dogs are Subjects Responsible Citizens.

FIFY.....  =D
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2011, 10:22:13 AM »
FIFY.....  =D

Actually, he's right about dogs. They are subjects. And it is good that they are.

Cats think they are aristocracy.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2011, 10:55:18 AM »
Affectionate cats are great because they can be held and snuggled on your lap. Dogs small enough to do that are often neurotic messes.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2011, 11:05:57 AM »
Affectionate cats are great because they can be held and snuggled on your lap. Dogs small enough to do that are often neurotic messes.

Our 60lb pitbull mix thinks she's a lap dog, although she's settled down and is usually content to be a "half on you head in lap"-dog now. Although she'll never be completely broken of the habit, as we've got a few relatives/visitors who enjoy having her there, especially in winter time.

She's doing very well with the kitten. Sniffing and licking it, then nosing it around, rolling it over into the crook of her legs and belly like it's a puppy. The kitten seeks her out for face-rubs.

Following normal cat development, she'll start running playing in another two weeks or so, and that'll be interesting.

Too early to tell for sure, but I think she'll be very laid back and social. She's gotten a flea-dip, and a few partial washings after the litter box without any cat-water freak-outs either. And does not struggle if you roll her over onto her back.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2011, 11:27:18 AM »
Actually, he's right about dogs. They are subjects. And it is good that they are.

Cats think they are aristocracy.

Not sure how.....dogs actually work for a living....guarding property, herding animals, babysitting, etc.....

Cats just consume resources and act as if they're entitled to more.....that is, unless you leave them outside....then they're forced to hunt rats and squirrels....kinda like if you pull welfare away from those who can work for a living....
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2011, 11:32:31 AM »
Not sure how.....dogs actually work for a living....guarding property, herding animals, babysitting, etc.....

Cats just consume resources and act as if they're entitled to more.....that is, unless you leave them outside....then they're forced to hunt rats and squirrels....kinda like if you pull welfare away from those who can work for a living....

Nothing you said contradicts what I said. Subjects are happy to work for their king.

Aristocrats consume resources and act as if they're entitled to more.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2011, 11:34:44 AM »
Nothing you said contradicts what I said. Subjects are happy to work for their king.

Aristocrats consume resources and act as if they're entitled to more.

Touche'.....  =D
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2011, 01:03:53 PM »
Cats are Citizens Chinese food on the hoof  And individually, half a pair of slippers or mittens - whichever you prefer..

Dogs are Subjects loyal minions.

FIFY.  No need to thank me.

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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2011, 01:29:43 PM »
Dogs are Republicans.

Cats are Democrats.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2011, 03:50:52 PM »
FIFY.  No need to thank me.

stay safe.

But I'll thank you just the same.

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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2011, 07:31:45 PM »
Dogs are Republicans.

Cats are Democrats.

Here endeth the argument.  =D
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:10 PM »
We had four cats.  One ran off.  Half of them (two of the remaining ones) act like dogs.  They just follow you around and cuddle with you.  They also snuggle up to the dogs in the winter around the fireplace.

Pretty rare.  My wife thinks it has to do with how snuggly I was with them as kittens.

My cat growls at unknown animals in the yard or unknown people.

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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2011, 07:51:19 PM »
Dogs are RepublicansRINOS

Cats are Democrats. LIBERTARIANS.

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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2011, 09:57:21 PM »
Last weekend, Arne's girlfriend came to visit, with kids. And one of 'em brought the cutest widdle kitten along... She pulled it out, and the first thing she heard was...
 
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2011, 08:40:53 AM »
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Sic Semper Felinus.  All cats are dumb.  Ever tried to teach a cat anything????

Dogs have owners;  Cats have staff.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2011, 10:59:46 AM »
quothe AJ Sic Semper Felinus.  All cats are dumb.  Ever tried to teach a cat anything????

Dogs have owners;  Cats have staff.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #44 on: July 15, 2011, 09:22:16 PM »
Cats are obviously liberals.
 
We are destined to be their servants, because we have obviously not achieved to their level.
 
Just had a thought... I wonder what would happen if a squirrelapaulted one into the lake...
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2011, 11:43:19 PM »
............I wonder what would happen if a squirrelapaulted one into the lake...


Cats can swim.  Unlike liberals.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2011, 12:14:44 AM »
Cats are obviously liberals.
 
We are destined to be their servants, because we have obviously not achieved to their level.
 
Just had a thought... I wonder what would happen if a squirrelapaulted one into the lake...


If I parse the last line correctly, and one catapulted a cat into a lake for entertainment's sake, I imagine it would came with the possibility of folks strongly disapproving of this activity.  Well, that would be an interesting day.
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Re: Pray my dog tries to eat her...
« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2011, 06:34:17 AM »
Wouldn't one use a dogapult to catapult a cat?
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