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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #150 on: July 20, 2011, 10:10:25 PM »
There he sits, in his new alien form, crafting small trinkets for his wife, while he awaits the "prawns" return three years hence.
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #151 on: July 20, 2011, 10:12:59 PM »
He starts to choke, stands up, turns around and falls backward onto the lunch counter.  As the embryonic alien creature tears out of his chest, he cries,"Oh no, not again!"
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #152 on: July 20, 2011, 10:13:12 PM »
Whammy Burger stopped serving breakfast 3 minutes ago.  

Things just get better from there.....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #153 on: July 20, 2011, 10:14:49 PM »
"Klaatu barada nikto" is the secret command the stops the giant robot from killing the woman.
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #154 on: July 20, 2011, 10:45:52 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on July 20, 2011, 10:14:49 PM
"Klaatu barada nikto" is the secret command the stops the giant robot from killing the woman.

It's the secret command for a lot of things, but does not work when River is in asskicking mode....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #155 on: July 20, 2011, 11:05:21 PM »
He kills the British major responsible for his sons' deaths and so much of his heartache....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #156 on: July 20, 2011, 11:31:22 PM »
They used rule 303.....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #157 on: July 20, 2011, 11:40:49 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on July 20, 2011, 10:12:59 PM
He starts to choke, stands up, turns around and falls backward onto the lunch counter.  As the embryonic alien creature tears out of his chest, he cries,"Oh no, not again!"

Check, please!
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #158 on: July 21, 2011, 12:46:45 AM »
After a long acid trip, he grows old in a luxuriously furnished mansion in space.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #159 on: July 21, 2011, 07:26:35 AM »
Nathan Fillion's Private Ryan was not the Private Ryan they were looking for.
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Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

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Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #160 on: July 21, 2011, 07:30:44 AM »
Bond manages to escape from Goldfinger's laser table, thereby saving the family jewels for future use.
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #161 on: July 21, 2011, 08:23:49 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on July 20, 2011, 10:07:06 PM
Quote from: RocketMan on July 20, 2011, 10:04:10 PM
The T. Rex eats the lawyer sitting on the toilet in the restroom.
and everyone in the theater cheered (Really, they did).
Cheers broke out in the theater when the blue ray from the alien spacecraft destroyed the White House, too . . . this was during the Clinton Administration.  =D  (BTW, the aliens were defeated by the one-two punch of an alien virus uploaded from an Apple laptop and a nuke delivered to the control room of the mother ship by an extra alien fighter ship we'd recovered & studied at Area 51.)
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #162 on: July 21, 2011, 10:38:55 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on July 21, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
Nathan Fillion's Private Ryan was not the Private Ryan they were looking for.
The "All my brothers are dead?" guy was Nathan Fillion?  LOL Now I need to rewatch that.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #163 on: July 21, 2011, 11:02:11 AM »
Quote from: CNYCacher on July 21, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
The "All my brothers are dead?" guy was Nathan Fillion?  LOL Now I need to rewatch that.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #164 on: July 21, 2011, 12:10:27 PM »
I like spoilers.  If a movie has a crappy ending I won't waste money on going to the theater to see it.   
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #165 on: July 21, 2011, 12:13:55 PM »
Quote from: slugcatcher on July 21, 2011, 12:10:27 PM
I like spoilers.  If a movie has a crappy ending I won't waste money on going to the theater to see it.   

Speaking of crappy endings: Vader gets turned to the dark side, gets rocked by Obi-wan, Yoda fails to kill the emperor and Jar-Jar doesn't get killed. Oh, and Natalie Portman dies.
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #167 on: July 22, 2011, 08:37:57 AM »
Quote from: makattak on July 21, 2011, 12:13:55 PM
Speaking of crappy endings: Vader gets turned to the dark side, gets rocked by Obi-wan, Yoda fails to kill the emperor and Jar-Jar doesn't get killed. Oh, and Natalie Portman dies.

Now you tell me  =D.  I got all but the last two from the two good movies.  I went to the theater for the 1st prequel.  I rented the rest.  If another movie is done I'll wait for it to come on tv.   I would have gone to the theater for the last one if I Jar-Jar had been killed.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #168 on: July 22, 2011, 09:36:54 AM »
Jar jar should be killer, if you notice, he is personally responsible for creating the empire.  First, he calls for the vote of no confidence, then the vote for emergency powers...bastard is, other than the freakin emperor, the one most directly responsible.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #169 on: July 22, 2011, 04:37:47 PM »
You guys didn't know/catch that James Fredrick Ryan of Minnesota was Nathan Fillion?
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #170 on: July 22, 2011, 04:43:45 PM »
Sean and Will have a big fistfight and become great buddies.  Mary Kate doesn't get spanked (in this movie).
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #171 on: July 27, 2011, 09:19:18 AM »
Tyler Durden is "Jack's" alter ego. 
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