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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 09:17:56 AM »
The twilight movies are ghay.  And not in the good way.  Is that enough of a spoiler for anyone?
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 09:19:30 AM »
Generic spoiler:

In every movie involving a terminally malfunctioning aircraft, the equation (p= n-1) will occur, where n=number of people on aircraft and p=parachutes.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2011, 09:28:12 AM »
Quote from: Ben on July 18, 2011, 09:19:30 AM
Generic spoiler:

In every movie involving a terminally malfunctioning aircraft, the equation (p= n-1) will occur, where n=number of people on aircraft and p=parachutes.

Not necessarily true. The amount of parachutes may differ - for example there may be only one parachute and X passengers.

Example
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2011, 10:29:15 AM »
Every romantic comedy ends with a frantic race to a mass transit terminal.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2011, 10:34:41 AM »
The Coyote never gets the Roadrunner.....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2011, 12:13:03 PM »
V'Ger is actually the Voyager 6 probe sent from earth many years prior.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2011, 12:20:39 PM »

Judas and Metallica both sell out to the Man.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2011, 12:25:20 PM »
the one turns out to be a dolt.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2011, 01:05:44 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on July 18, 2011, 12:20:39 PM
Judas and Metallica both sell out to the Man.

Judas, I can almost understand. 

But, Metallica chaps my *expletive deleted*ss, these days.  I despise them and their music.  Not because they have been wildly successful, but because of their thievin' & not creditin' ways, combined with their dumbassery WRT PTP.

I can't even listen to their early stuff, nowadays.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2011, 01:09:02 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on July 18, 2011, 09:17:56 AM
The twilight movies are ghay.  And not in the good way.  Is that enough of a spoiler for anyone?

That's not a "spoiler," that's "judging a book by its cover."
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2011, 01:09:45 PM »
Quote from: sanglant on July 18, 2011, 12:25:20 PM
the one turns out to be a dolt.

Keanu Obama or Barack Reeves?
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2011, 01:58:44 PM »
:laugh: that was the joke. and there are at least 2 others, but i can't remember the movies they were in. :facepalm:
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2011, 04:03:31 PM »
The Man flies away after Undercover Brother destroys the secret lair....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2011, 04:11:42 PM »
Nobody kills Prince Humperdink.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2011, 04:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on July 18, 2011, 04:11:42 PM
Nobody kills Prince Humperdink.

That's not unusual....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2011, 04:33:33 PM »
Smokey is still chasing The Bandit.....  :cool:
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2011, 04:34:59 PM »
Rick puts Ilsa on the plane and the Frenchman becomes patriotic.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2011, 08:39:02 PM »
Quote from: makattak on July 18, 2011, 04:34:59 PM
Rick puts Ilsa on the plane and the Frenchman becomes patriotic.

Love that movie.

My college buddies had never seen it, so I rented it one night.  They were mightily impressed, especially by the dialog.  I think one of the few who understand good dialog is Joss Whedon, though his last effort lacked such good dialog.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2011, 11:08:52 PM »
Sam is still in the CIA.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.

Gollum destroys the Ring of Power.

The violin's varnish contains blood from his dead wife.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2011, 11:15:19 PM »
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The violin's varnish contains blood from his dead wife.
Too obscure  :P
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2011, 11:18:01 PM »
When the painting is destroyed, Dorian gets really old & dies....
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2011, 11:25:31 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on July 18, 2011, 11:15:19 PM
Too obscure  :P

The Red Violin. 

Originally an HBO movie.  Stars Samuel L Jackson.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2011, 11:35:03 PM »
When Rita falls in love with him, he wakes up on 3 February.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2011, 12:11:32 AM »
Quote from: sumpnz on July 18, 2011, 11:25:31 PM
The Red Violin. 

Originally an HBO movie.  Stars Samuel L Jackson.

I know which one it is (admit I had to had to look it up) just sayin' it's too obscure for this thread :P

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When Rita falls in love with him, he wakes up on 3 February.

So how many years was he stuck in that loop?
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2011, 12:22:38 AM »
Oh, I figured you knew which movie it was.  That was for everyone else's benefit.  I'd figured I wasn't the only one here that had seem it though.
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